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Previously on "Bunny boiler avidance"

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    And the Hollyoaks storylines are more believable.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    'cept there's not as many fit girls in Wilmslow's stories
    And the Hollyoaks storylines are more believable.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    It's like Hollyoaks, you know it's all utter bulltulip but it's on when you get home from work so you watch it anyway. Next thing you know you're addicted
    'cept there's not as many fit girls in Wilmslow's stories

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I knew you'd get caught in the net one day.
    It's like Hollyoaks, you know it's all utter bulltulip but it's on when you get home from work so you watch it anyway. Next thing you know you're addicted

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Oh no! Come on Wilmslow, tell us more. It's like tuning in for this week's episode only to find the show's been cancelled.
    I knew you'd get caught in the net one day.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Done the deed.

    Feeling rather hollow, but also very liberated.

    Match.com, here I come. Lock up yer daughters, the old Wilsmlow is back on the prowl!

    Could do with some profile help - any ideas??
    Oh no! Come on Wilmslow, tell us more. It's like tuning in for this week's episode only to find the show's been cancelled.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I hope match.com don't have a ratings system

    If they don't, they should implement one - a public one, where you can see people's comments.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Done the deed.

    Feeling rather hollow, but also very liberated.

    Match.com, here I come. Lock up yer daughters, the old Wilsmlow is back on the prowl!

    Could do with some profile help - any ideas??
    I hope match.com don't have a ratings system

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Done the deed.

    Feeling rather hollow, but also very liberated.

    Match.com, here I come. Lock up yer Mary Poppinses, the old Wilsmlow is back on the prowl!


    Well done, chap. Quite right too. Best all round.

    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Could do with some profile help - any ideas??
    Oh, this is going to be good. <fetches popcorn>

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  • Wilmslow
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    Done the deed.

    Feeling rather hollow, but also very liberated.

    Match.com, here I come. Lock up yer daughters, the old Wilsmlow is back on the prowl!

    Could do with some profile help - any ideas??

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  • Pondlife
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    I don't know which is more pathetic;

    The fact that you post this crap or the fact that we read it.

    I'm off for a quiet word with myself and maybe a shower.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    An update for those interested.

    After a nice unmolested trip to the cinema, we crack open a bottle of wine. Bunnies cannot take their wine – just under half a bottle was more than enough for this one.

    We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.

    Valentines day is lurking too close for comfort…….
    So the bottom line is, you haven't had the balls to get rid of her yet.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    An update for those interested.
    You've dumper her?

    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Valentine's Day is lurking too close for comfort…….
    You've not dumped her?

    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.


    Well, there's always ChatRoulette...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.
    Perhaps she wanted to check the action had actually happened.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Valentines day is lurking too close for comfort…….
    I guarantee if you dump her on Valentines day she'll never ask you out again

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