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Previously on "'Lioness on a Cheesegrater' explained."

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Mmmmmmm, radishes.

    Were they talking about yer salad variety or the 18" long Mooli variety?
    Prince George: Honestly, Blackadder, I don't know why I'm bothering to get dressed. As soon as I get to the Naughty Hellfire Club, I'll be de-bagged and radished for non-payment of debts.

    Blackadder: "Radished", sir?

    Prince George: Yes. They pull your britches down, and push a large radish right up your—

    Blackadder: Yes, yes, yes, alright, sir! [pauses] There's no need to hammer it home.

    Prince George: As a matter of fact, they do often—

    Blackadder: No, NO!

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    What happened to the woman?
    I'm not sure, and it would be interesting to find out. I expect nothing in terms of legal punishment, as she would have been entirely the husband's responsibility and I don't think you could bring a prosecution against a woman.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Actually, later (I think) ancient Athenian adultery laws are jolly interesting. Adultery carried a heavier sentence than rape, because the rapist has merely corrupted the woman's body, but the adulterer has corrupted her mind too. If you caught your wife in the act with another man, failing to either kill him on the spot or bring him to justice could carry a death penalty.
    What happened to the woman?

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  • thunderlizard
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    Actually, later (I think) ancient Athenian adultery laws are jolly interesting. Adultery carried a heavier sentence than rape, because the rapist has merely corrupted the woman's body, but the adulterer has corrupted her mind too. If you caught your wife in the act with another man, failing to either kill him on the spot or bring him to justice could carry a death penalty.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Thanks! I had slightly wondered about that since my school days. Good old Aristophanes.
    As a special treat, you may now go to your Liddell & Scott and look up ῥαφανιδόω.
    Mmmmmmm, radishes.

    Were they talking about yer salad variety or the 18" long Mooli variety?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Thanks! I had slightly wondered about that since my school days. Good old Aristophanes.
    As a special treat, you may now go to your Liddell & Scott and look up ῥαφανιδόω.
    Oh my God!

    I bloody knew the Greeks were weird.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Thanks! I had slightly wondered about that since my school days. Good old Aristophanes.
    As a special treat, you may now go to your Liddell & Scott and look up ῥαφανιδόω.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Sommerstein’s commentary on the Lysistrata

    ‘standing on all fours’:the woman stood bending forward (sometimes resting her hands on the ground or on a bed), in a posture reminiscent of a lion crouched to spring, and was penetrated from behind (either vaginally or anally). The reference to a cheese-grater is due to the fact that the handles of such utensils were often made in the form of crouching animals.
    I'll never look at a cheese grater in the same way again.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I like how random this thread will be if you didn't read Gibbon's other thread (which I skimmed, and was most perturbed by).
    Why perturbed?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    I asked him a while ago to explain.
    I like how random this thread will be if you didn't read Gibbon's other thread (which I skimmed, and was most perturbed by).

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Thanks so much Gibbon. I'll be able to sleep tonight finally, now I know that!



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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    What an odd post!

    You're weird
    I asked him a while ago to explain.

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  • Platypus
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    What an odd post!

    You're weird

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  • Gibbon
    started a topic 'Lioness on a Cheesegrater' explained.

    'Lioness on a Cheesegrater' explained.

    Sommerstein’s commentary on the Lysistrata

    ‘standing on all fours’:the woman stood bending forward (sometimes resting her hands on the ground or on a bed), in a posture reminiscent of a lion crouched to spring, and was penetrated from behind (either vaginally or anally). The reference to a cheese-grater is due to the fact that the handles of such utensils were often made in the form of crouching animals.

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