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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    RC... it wasn't MF.

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  • realityhack
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    RC... it wasn't MF.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Oh, I see now:

    You are such a ****** at times, MF, you really are.



    Edit: That's interesting. One can say "wank" but I can't call you a "wanker". "Arsehole" it is, then.
    Stop tulip stirring. I haven't repped you and you know it. It would have been worth -10.

    Got an issue with it, whine for moderation and get them to clarify. Did it ever occur to you, you may be as popular as me?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Get back in your TPD box and whinge a little bit more about rep.
    Oh, I see now:

    Latest Reputation Received
    Thread: test please delete part...
    Oh yes, very 70's. Loser.
    You are such a ****** at times, MF, you really are.



    Edit: That's interesting. One can say "wank" but I can't call you a "wanker". "Arsehole" it is, then.
    Last edited by RichardCranium; 13 December 2010, 21:47.

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  • xoggoth
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    I thought you were doing a Jar Jar Binks impression to begin with
    Ja Ja Binsj? Would I? I mean, would he?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Get back in your TPD box and whinge a little bit more about rep.
    Eh?

    Did you reply to the wrong post?

    You're losing it, pal. Probably schizophrenia.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Joshua Hallelujah Booker View Post
    Why folks feel de need to hide behind udder names ise a no idea. Yo can't hide fro de lawd. Sho nuff.


    I thought you were doing a Jar Jar Binks impression to begin with.

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  • Joshua Hallelujah Booker
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    Why folks feel de need to hide behind udder names ise a no idea. Yo can't hide fro de lawd. Sho nuff.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Jealous of my talent?

    Bless.

    Get back in your TPD box and whinge a little bit more about rep.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Hmm. There's some mileage in this Plan B.

    I have a few handfuls of unbanned, post-moderation sockies that have not been used for some time.

    I could rent them out for a fixed term, for a number of posts, or until one gets an 'infarction'. Penalties for getting it banned; discounts if you return it with +ve rep.

    Each one has a different profile: gender, age, contract role, location in the country, writing style. I could provide a ready-made set of clichés.

    I also have 'Richard Cranium', a few 'Cyberman' accounts and A Special Secret But Really Annoying Identity available on between a handful and scores of web sites internationally - each available for short terms at a high price.

    I might even be able to provide some LinkedIn and FaceBook access, for the 'connoisseur'.

    Then there's the chutney spoon related SEO pre-work I've done.

    Catalogue available on request, sent under encrypted Brown-Paper.zip



    You know what? I'm f**king wasted in project management, me.
    Do any of them have prince 2?

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Hmm. There's some mileage in this Plan B.

    I have a few handfuls of unbanned, post-moderation sockies that have not been used for some time.

    I could rent them out for a fixed term, for a number of posts, or until one gets an 'infarction'. Penalties for getting it banned; discounts if you return it with +ve rep.

    Each one has a different profile: gender, age, contract role, location in the country, writing style. I could provide a ready-made set of clichés.

    I also have 'Richard Cranium', a few 'Cyberman' accounts and A Special Secret But Really Annoying Identity available on between a handful and scores of web sites internationally - each available for short terms at a high price.

    I might even be able to provide some LinkedIn and FaceBook access, for the 'connoisseur'.

    Then there's the chutney spoon related SEO pre-work I've done.

    Catalogue available on request, sent under encrypted Brown-Paper.zip



    You know what? I'm f**king wasted in project management, me.
    A masterful document

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    ftfy
    Jealous of my talent?

    Bless.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Hmm. There's some mileage in this Plan B.

    I have a few handfuls of unbanned, post-moderation sockies that have not been used for some time.

    I could rent them out for a fixed term, for a number of posts, or until one gets an 'infarction'. Penalties for getting it banned; discounts if you return it with +ve rep.

    Each one has a different profile: gender, age, contract role, location in the country, writing style. I could provide a ready-made set of clichés.

    I also have 'Richard Cranium', a few 'Cyberman' accounts and A Special Secret But Really Annoying Identity available on between a handful and scores of web sites internationally - each available for short terms at a high price.

    I might even be able to provide some LinkedIn and FaceBook access, for the 'connoisseur'.

    Then there's the chutney spoon related SEO pre-work I've done.

    Catalogue available on request, sent under encrypted Brown-Paper.zip



    You know what? I'm a f**king waster.
    ftfy

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  • RichardCranium
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    Hmm. There's some mileage in this Plan B.

    I have a few handfuls of unbanned, post-moderation sockies that have not been used for some time.

    I could rent them out for a fixed term, for a number of posts, or until one gets an 'infarction'. Penalties for getting it banned; discounts if you return it with +ve rep.

    Each one has a different profile: gender, age, contract role, location in the country, writing style. I could provide a ready-made set of clichés.

    I also have 'Richard Cranium', a few 'Cyberman' accounts and A Special Secret But Really Annoying Identity available on between a handful and scores of web sites internationally - each available for short terms at a high price.

    I might even be able to provide some LinkedIn and FaceBook access, for the 'connoisseur'.

    Then there's the chutney spoon related SEO pre-work I've done.

    Catalogue available on request, sent under encrypted Brown-Paper.zip



    You know what? I'm f**king wasted in project management, me.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Shaunbhoy is doing that. Hence his fascination with the counting thread.
    He is just learning the numbers...

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