Sockie engineering

[GreenLabel]

It is a sensible strategy given their short lifespan...

Based on the recent lot, I sure hope you're not paying a premium for quality.

 

[norrahe]

Psst... there is actually a sockie black market on CUK - the rates for a clean unused sockie are going through the roof at the moment...

Will you give us "good price"?

 

[AtW]

Will you give us "good price"?

I'll PM you my current offers

 

[norrahe]

I'll PM you my current offers

As long as it comes with a free sofa

 

[MarillionFan]

As long as it comes with a free sofa

He's got more chance of getting a sockie to 10000 posts before he gets his sofa.

 

[AtW]

He's got more chance of getting a sockie to 10000 posts before he gets his sofa.

I'll race you to 100,000...

 

[MarillionFan]

I'll race you to 100,000...

Shaunbhoy is doing that. Hence his fascination with the counting thread.

 

[AtW]

Shaunbhoy is doing that. Hence his fascination with the counting thread.

He is just learning the numbers...

 

[RichardCranium]

Hmm. There's some mileage in this Plan B.

I have a few handfuls of unbanned, post-moderation sockies that have not been used for some time.

I could rent them out for a fixed term, for a number of posts, or until one gets an 'infarction'. Penalties for getting it banned; discounts if you return it with +ve rep.

Each one has a different profile: gender, age, contract role, location in the country, writing style. I could provide a ready-made set of clichés.

I also have 'Richard Cranium', a few 'Cyberman' accounts and A Special Secret But Really Annoying Identity available on between a handful and scores of web sites internationally - each available for short terms at a high price.

I might even be able to provide some LinkedIn and FaceBook access, for the 'connoisseur'.

Then there's the chutney spoon related SEO pre-work I've done.

Catalogue available on request, sent under encrypted Brown-Paper.zip



You know what? I'm f**king wasted in project management, me.

 

[MarillionFan]

Hmm. There's some mileage in this Plan B.

I have a few handfuls of unbanned, post-moderation sockies that have not been used for some time.

I could rent them out for a fixed term, for a number of posts, or until one gets an 'infarction'. Penalties for getting it banned; discounts if you return it with +ve rep.

Each one has a different profile: gender, age, contract role, location in the country, writing style. I could provide a ready-made set of clichés.

I also have 'Richard Cranium', a few 'Cyberman' accounts and A Special Secret But Really Annoying Identity available on between a handful and scores of web sites internationally - each available for short terms at a high price.

I might even be able to provide some LinkedIn and FaceBook access, for the 'connoisseur'.

Then there's the chutney spoon related SEO pre-work I've done.

Catalogue available on request, sent under encrypted Brown-Paper.zip



You know what? I'm a f**king waster.

ftfy