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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    ftfy
    Jealous of my talent?

    Bless.

    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #22
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Hmm. There's some mileage in this Plan B.

      I have a few handfuls of unbanned, post-moderation sockies that have not been used for some time.

      I could rent them out for a fixed term, for a number of posts, or until one gets an 'infarction'. Penalties for getting it banned; discounts if you return it with +ve rep.

      Each one has a different profile: gender, age, contract role, location in the country, writing style. I could provide a ready-made set of clichés.

      I also have 'Richard Cranium', a few 'Cyberman' accounts and A Special Secret But Really Annoying Identity available on between a handful and scores of web sites internationally - each available for short terms at a high price.

      I might even be able to provide some LinkedIn and FaceBook access, for the 'connoisseur'.

      Then there's the chutney spoon related SEO pre-work I've done.

      Catalogue available on request, sent under encrypted Brown-Paper.zip



      You know what? I'm f**king wasted in project management, me.
      A masterful document

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        #23
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Hmm. There's some mileage in this Plan B.

        I have a few handfuls of unbanned, post-moderation sockies that have not been used for some time.

        I could rent them out for a fixed term, for a number of posts, or until one gets an 'infarction'. Penalties for getting it banned; discounts if you return it with +ve rep.

        Each one has a different profile: gender, age, contract role, location in the country, writing style. I could provide a ready-made set of clichés.

        I also have 'Richard Cranium', a few 'Cyberman' accounts and A Special Secret But Really Annoying Identity available on between a handful and scores of web sites internationally - each available for short terms at a high price.

        I might even be able to provide some LinkedIn and FaceBook access, for the 'connoisseur'.

        Then there's the chutney spoon related SEO pre-work I've done.

        Catalogue available on request, sent under encrypted Brown-Paper.zip



        You know what? I'm f**king wasted in project management, me.
        Do any of them have prince 2?
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #24
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Jealous of my talent?

          Bless.

          Get back in your TPD box and whinge a little bit more about rep.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Why folks feel de need to hide behind udder names ise a no idea. Yo can't hide fro de lawd. Sho nuff.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Joshua Hallelujah Booker View Post
              Why folks feel de need to hide behind udder names ise a no idea. Yo can't hide fro de lawd. Sho nuff.


              I thought you were doing a Jar Jar Binks impression to begin with.

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Get back in your TPD box and whinge a little bit more about rep.
                Eh?

                Did you reply to the wrong post?

                You're losing it, pal. Probably schizophrenia.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #28
                  I thought you were doing a Jar Jar Binks impression to begin with
                  Ja Ja Binsj? Would I? I mean, would he?
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Get back in your TPD box and whinge a little bit more about rep.
                    Oh, I see now:

                    Latest Reputation Received
                    Thread: test please delete part...
                    Oh yes, very 70's. Loser.
                    You are such a ****** at times, MF, you really are.



                    Edit: That's interesting. One can say "wank" but I can't call you a "wanker". "Arsehole" it is, then.
                    Last edited by RichardCranium; 13 December 2010, 21:47.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Oh, I see now:

                      You are such a ****** at times, MF, you really are.



                      Edit: That's interesting. One can say "wank" but I can't call you a "wanker". "Arsehole" it is, then.
                      Stop tulip stirring. I haven't repped you and you know it. It would have been worth -10.

                      Got an issue with it, whine for moderation and get them to clarify. Did it ever occur to you, you may be as popular as me?
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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