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Previously on "Getting a Prince Alfred?"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    In the 70's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because of the headboard banging on the wall

    In the 80's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because cars would arrive from all over , stay for an hour, then leave with different occupants , followed by the sound of the headboard banging on the wall

    In the 90's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because they would shout 'lets get the twister out' followed by the sound of the couch springs boinging

    In the new millenium , age of adornments, you can tell when the neighbours are sh@gging by the clicking of little bits of metal. i suppose they might be knitting.



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  • xoggoth
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    Mustn't mention cream buns.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    No. I mean a Prince Alfred. It just means I have a cake whisk inserted into my member.


    If it was functional I just have this image of you whipping up a batch of cookies in front of Grandma.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Did you mean Prince Albert?
    No. I mean a Prince Alfred. It just means I have a cake whisk inserted into my member.

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  • xoggoth
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    At my life drawing classes the models seem to have rings everywhere. One feels like sticking a curtain rod through and hanging them over the window.

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  • gricerboy
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    He he, this will make you a PA member MF, LOL.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Did you mean Prince Albert?
    You are Queen Victoria and I claim my five guineas.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I've been thinking about getting some body modification. I had a nose ring last year, followed with a nipple ring about six months ago. Now I'm thinking about gettings a Prince.

    Does anyone have any experience of this? Is it a little painful? Does it really bring additional pleasure?

    Thought it was best to ask the congregation first.
    Did you mean Prince Albert?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    heh heh. I just had this image of MP chatting to her mates about her new boyfriend

    MP - 'Yeah his name is Frankenstein, and he has this big fck-off bolt through his neck'
    MPMates - 'Dont worry, you dont look at the mantlepiece while you are poking the fire'
    MP - ' you gotta be kidding me, it's even worse down under'




    Almost word perfect

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  • FiveTimes
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    Reading this it can be quite sensitive http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...t-serious.html

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Did his OWN?! Crikey.

    An ex of mine had one actually, I didn't like it at all.
    heh heh. I just had this image of MP chatting to her mates about her new boyfriend

    MP - 'Yeah his name is Frankenstein, and he has this big fck-off bolt through his neck'
    MPMates - 'Dont worry, you dont look at the mantlepiece while you are poking the fire'
    MP - ' you gotta be kidding me, it's even worse down under'




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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    A gentlemen of my (distant) acquaintance did his own Prince Albert. He was very proud of it and insisted on showing it to everyone. And I didn't know him that well It was not a pretty sight and I think it got infected.
    I stopped at my nose. Any piercing below the neck sounds far too painful.
    Did his OWN?! Crikey.

    An ex of mine had one actually, I didn't like it at all.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I was toying with the idea of a PA , but the missus got me a gift voucher for an 'Ulla', which is a tripod, for support.

    theres a red weed joke in there somewhere as well, but I cant teaze it out


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  • OwlHoot
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    A guy I know was in the crowded waiting room of a piercing clinic, and the guy came out and asked the next lady what she was having done.

    A clit ring.

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  • Cliphead
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    I still keep my ear piercings open just for old times sake.

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