Originally posted by suityou01
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Did you mean Prince Albert? 
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
If it was functional I just have this image of you whipping up a batch of cookies in front of Grandma.
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Mustn't mention cream buns.bloggoth
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In the 70's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because of the headboard banging on the wall
In the 80's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because cars would arrive from all over , stay for an hour, then leave with different occupants , followed by the sound of the headboard banging on the wall
In the 90's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because they would shout 'lets get the twister out' followed by the sound of the couch springs boinging
In the new millenium , age of adornments, you can tell when the neighbours are sh@gging by the clicking of little bits of metal. i suppose they might be knitting.
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