Reply to: Getting a Prince Alfred?

[EternalOptimist]

In the 70's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because of the headboard banging on the wall

In the 80's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because cars would arrive from all over , stay for an hour, then leave with different occupants , followed by the sound of the headboard banging on the wall

In the 90's you could tell when the neighbours were sh@gging because they would shout 'lets get the twister out' followed by the sound of the couch springs boinging

In the new millenium , age of adornments, you can tell when the neighbours are sh@gging by the clicking of little bits of metal. i suppose they might be knitting.

[xoggoth]

Mustn't mention cream buns.

[suityou01]

No. I mean a Prince Alfred. It just means I have a cake whisk inserted into my member.

If it was functional I just have this image of you whipping up a batch of cookies in front of Grandma.

[MarillionFan]

Did you mean Prince Albert?

No. I mean a Prince Alfred. It just means I have a cake whisk inserted into my member.

[xoggoth]

At my life drawing classes the models seem to have rings everywhere. One feels like sticking a curtain rod through and hanging them over the window.

[gricerboy]

He he, this will make you a PA member MF, LOL.

[mudskipper]

Did you mean Prince Albert?

You are Queen Victoria and I claim my five guineas.

[suityou01]

I've been thinking about getting some body modification. I had a nose ring last year, followed with a nipple ring about six months ago. Now I'm thinking about gettings a Prince.

Does anyone have any experience of this? Is it a little painful? Does it really bring additional pleasure?

Thought it was best to ask the congregation first.

Did you mean Prince Albert?

[MaryPoppins]

heh heh. I just had this image of MP chatting to her mates about her new boyfriend

MP - 'Yeah his name is Frankenstein, and he has this big fck-off bolt through his neck'
MPMates - 'Dont worry, you dont look at the mantlepiece while you are poking the fire'
MP - ' you gotta be kidding me, it's even worse down under'

Almost word perfect

[FiveTimes]

Reading this it can be quite sensitive http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...t-serious.html

[EternalOptimist]

Did his OWN?! Crikey.

An ex of mine had one actually, I didn't like it at all.

heh heh. I just had this image of MP chatting to her mates about her new boyfriend

MP - 'Yeah his name is Frankenstein, and he has this big fck-off bolt through his neck'
MPMates - 'Dont worry, you dont look at the mantlepiece while you are poking the fire'
MP - ' you gotta be kidding me, it's even worse down under'

[MaryPoppins]

A gentlemen of my (distant) acquaintance did his own Prince Albert. He was very proud of it and insisted on showing it to everyone. And I didn't know him that well It was not a pretty sight and I think it got infected.
I stopped at my nose. Any piercing below the neck sounds far too painful.

Did his OWN?! Crikey.

An ex of mine had one actually, I didn't like it at all.

[EternalOptimist]

I was toying with the idea of a PA , but the missus got me a gift voucher for an 'Ulla', which is a tripod, for support.

theres a red weed joke in there somewhere as well, but I cant teaze it out

[OwlHoot]

A guy I know was in the crowded waiting room of a piercing clinic, and the guy came out and asked the next lady what she was having done.

A clit ring.

[Cliphead]

I still keep my ear piercings open just for old times sake.