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Previously on "Please do the needful"

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    I like this one

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  • Freamon
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    Hinglish | Kindly Do The Needful | Indian English

    Do the needful blog

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  • doodab
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    I feel a cover version coming on.

    "Do the needful...."

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  • Alf W
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    Even better!

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  • Alf W
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    Available in tshirt form

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I'm not sure, MP. Let's take it to the compost heap and see whats steamin'


    then we can have a water butt moment


    I like that one, and I've made a note of the fondue one from Mich.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Should we prepone the meeting. Please revert.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What's your problem?
    I'm not sure, MP. Let's take it to the compost heap and see whats steamin'


    then we can have a water butt moment


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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Don't worry about it darlin'. You're paid to type what he says, not understand it.
    What's your problem?

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  • Tingles
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    I quite like the phase - I yearn for the old days, pink on the map, sun never sets, time for tiffin? Who shot the tiger under the billiard table?? etc etc...?

    Tone

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    I see d000hg has put himself on "teapot" alert!!

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    All I hear all day are gardening analogies, such as: 'let's grab this thing by the roots'
    Maybe they really are gardeners, and they know of nothing else....

    This reminds me of a good film: 'Being There' starring Peter Sellers. If you've not seen it, the plot on the wikipedia link is well worth a read for a laugh.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    I just had an email asking me to do this
    Please ensure you are looping in the relevant persons on the same.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Don't worry about it darlin'. You're paid to type what he says, not understand it.
    I see d000hg has put himself on "teapot" alert!!

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    One guy in particular fascinates me. I speak to him, at length, on a regular basis. I am yet to walk away knowing what he's actually said to me.
    Don't worry about it darlin'. You're paid to type what he says, not understand it.

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