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Fungus replied

15 February 2006, 17:24
Originally posted by benn0

feck off.

How shall we feck off oh great prophet figure?
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Fungus replied

15 February 2006, 17:23
Originally posted by Churchill

Would people with less than 500 posts shut up and only speak when spoken to?

Just because you've urinated on more posts than the rest of us have had hot dinners. Or is that urinated on more dinners than we've had hot posts. I get confused.
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jenever replied

15 February 2006, 15:09
Originally posted by zeitghost

Doesn't count: you're just looking at all those neked wimin...

so I have to post and look at the neked wimin at the same time? Easier done with 4 paws than 2.
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benn0 replied

15 February 2006, 14:51
feck off.
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jenever replied

15 February 2006, 12:23
what if you have less than 500 posts but have viewed 'Test please delete' 2000 times?
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foritisme replied

15 February 2006, 11:32
foritisme, foriamhere, foriamstaying, forhesajollygoodfellow
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DaveB replied

15 February 2006, 11:07
Originally posted by zeitghost

Would people who are not characters from Science Fiction, please leave & close the door after them?

I'll get me coat......
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The Master replied

15 February 2006, 11:07
How about real aliens like me?
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Harrysp replied

15 February 2006, 09:40
Zeit, with your blessed permission I will now go off to the forementioned sub forum and put the boot in on any other newbie who asks daft questions, that clearly demonstrate that they have not read any of the guides including the freeily avaliable ones at the PCG, SJD and even on the homepage of this site.
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expat replied

15 February 2006, 09:36
Originally posted by Harrysp

what about if you almost have a 100??

Keep on posting!
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Harrysp replied

15 February 2006, 09:33
Originally posted by expat

Would people with less than 10 posts mind not telling people with hundreds to go away, please?

what about if you almost have a 100??
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malvolio replied

15 February 2006, 09:23
Well I'm Fictional but not Scientific- can I sort of hang around in the doorway?
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Churchill replied

15 February 2006, 09:11
Originally posted by zeitghost

Would people who are not characters from Science Fiction, please leave & close the door after them?

No!
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Churchill replied

15 February 2006, 08:53
Originally posted by expat

Would people with less than 10 posts mind not telling people with hundreds to go away, please?

Would people with less than 500 posts shut up and only speak when spoken to?
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malvolio replied

15 February 2006, 08:41
Why - do you think we take any notice?

Anyway, I can't stop being grumpy now - I tried that recently and people had a go at me instead!
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