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Previously on "Movember"

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  • fckvwls
    replied
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Who's giving it then?
    All da laydeeez.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    <ON>
    I can't bear this anymore. Here's your money now **** off and go and have a shave!

    I don't want to be sent any more pictures of you looking slightly more like a paedophile than you did 48 hours ago. I'm not interested in whether it's itchy or grey. I know prostrate cancer is a killer but why not do something either useful for sponsorship or actually challenging. Growing facial hair is neither - you can't actually stop it. It's like being sponsored to breathe.

    It also means that those of us who, given the choice, can't be bothered to shave for a few days have to deal with all sorts of comments like "Oh, are you doing this Movember thing? Is that all you've managed to grow?".

    Oh, and stop putting the prefix Mo- in front of everything you smug c**ts!

    Aaaggghhh.
    <OFF>

    Ooooh, feel a bit better now.
    What are you on about?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
    I am just getting more head.
    Who's giving it then?

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  • fckvwls
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    Originally posted by ilovehr View Post
    that bald men are more virile and far better in bed.



    We just get fewer opportunities to prove it.
    I'm not bald I am just getting more head.

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  • ilovehr
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    It's a proven fact

    that bald men are more virile and far better in bed.



    We just get fewer opportunities to prove it.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    So to ask an age old question, do women prefer hairy men? Do you like hairy shoulders and arms ? Is one reason we lost our body hair because of evolutionary pressure coming from the other sex? (Certainly men appear to prefer 'shaved' women, but I digress). Or is it for one of the other mundane reasons (lice and sweating), if indeed these reasons can be separated. Also, do you like bald men?*



    *Not me yet
    I read somewhere that about a third of women like bald-headed men; some even only like bald headed men. I suppose that still leaves two thirds who don't.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Anyway, moustache or not, giving money to prostate cancer research or care is well worth it. It's an evil disease that seems to strike at random and destroy a lot of mens' lives in their prime.
    WMTTS

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Anyway, moustache or not, giving money to prostate cancer research or care is well worth it. It's an evil disease that seems to strike at random and destroy a lot of mens' lives in their prime.

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  • TimberWolf
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    So to ask an age old question, do women prefer hairy men? Do you like hairy shoulders and arms ? Is one reason we lost our body hair because of evolutionary pressure coming from the other sex? (Certainly men appear to prefer 'shaved' women, but I digress). Or is it for one of the other mundane reasons (lice and sweating), if indeed these reasons can be separated. Also, do you like bald men?*



    *Not me yet

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You won't be doing this then;



    Fair enough, neither will I.
    Jesus - I'm blind now

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    <ON>
    I can't bear this anymore. Here's your money now **** off and go and have a shave!

    I don't want to be sent any more pictures of you looking slightly more like a paedophile than you did 48 hours ago. I'm not interested in whether it's itchy or grey. I know prostrate cancer is a killer but why not do something either useful for sponsorship or actually challenging. Growing facial hair is neither - you can't actually stop it. It's like being sponsored to breathe.

    It also means that those of us who, given the choice, can't be bothered to shave for a few days have to deal with all sorts of comments like "Oh, are you doing this Movember thing? Is that all you've managed to grow?".

    Oh, and stop putting the prefix Mo- in front of everything you smug c**ts!

    Aaaggghhh.
    <OFF>

    Ooooh, feel a bit better now.
    It'll grow quicker after puberty. Don't fret.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    You won't be doing this then;



    Fair enough, neither will I.

    Leave a comment:


  • Alf W
    started a topic Movember

    Movember

    <ON>
    I can't bear this anymore. Here's your money now **** off and go and have a shave!

    I don't want to be sent any more pictures of you looking slightly more like a paedophile than you did 48 hours ago. I'm not interested in whether it's itchy or grey. I know prostrate cancer is a killer but why not do something either useful for sponsorship or actually challenging. Growing facial hair is neither - you can't actually stop it. It's like being sponsored to breathe.

    It also means that those of us who, given the choice, can't be bothered to shave for a few days have to deal with all sorts of comments like "Oh, are you doing this Movember thing? Is that all you've managed to grow?".

    Oh, and stop putting the prefix Mo- in front of everything you smug c**ts!

    Aaaggghhh.
    <OFF>

    Ooooh, feel a bit better now.

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