Reply to: Prince William Gives Kate His Mother's Ring

[Alf W]

Sky News commentary person (didn't catch his name)

That ring's seen some action. England Rugby captain. Household Cavalry Officer... <cut short>

[TimberWolf]

"Here, stick your finger in my dead mum's ring. It'll be just like she's here with us again."

It's her lucky ring.

[TimberWolf]

The media are banging on and on about how big media event/circus it will be. What next? The media banging on and on about the media banging on and on about the media banging on and on?

[shaunbhoy]

Is 'hat blew off' a euphemism for cherry popped?

If you like!

[TimberWolf]

Allegedly, they went riding together, and during a mild gallop, Kate's hat blew off. Immediately upon hearing the news, Prince Charles was heard to exclaim "That's my Boy!!"

Is 'hat blew off' a euphemism for cherry popped?

[shaunbhoy]

Apparently he took her in the bush before he proposed. In Kenya to be exact.

Allegedly, they went riding together, and during a mild gallop, Kate's hat blew off. Immediately upon hearing the news, Prince Charles was heard to exclaim "That's my Boy!!"

[TimberWolf]

Apparently he took her in the bush before he proposed. In Kenya to be exact.

[moorfield]

What's he going to give her next? Great Uncle Louis' lucky deck shoes?

A White Fiat Uno ?

[TimberWolf]

Smut aside, it's a bit of a macabre monkey's paw type of gift. What's he going to give her next? Great Uncle Louis' lucky deck shoes?

Or Prince Albert's..err...never mind.

[EternalOptimist]

Smut aside, it's a bit of a macabre monkey's paw type of gift. What's he going to give her next? Great Uncle Louis' lucky deck shoes?

dont be daft. theyre called family heirlooms, everyone does it.

like 'this is the sewing machine that your auntie sue used', this is the dinner service that your auntie flo used to serve dinner to King George', this is what Di used to make sure she was out of it as soon as her head hit the piller.

etc

[shaunbhoy]

Smut aside, it's a bit of a macabre monkey's paw type of gift. What's he going to give her next? Great Uncle Louis' lucky deck shoes?

There is only one of them left......allegedly.

[Alf W]

Smut aside, it's a bit of a macabre monkey's paw type of gift. What's he going to give her next? Great Uncle Louis' lucky deck shoes?

[shaunbhoy]

"Here, stick your finger in my dead mum's ring. It'll be just like she's here with us again."

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them

[d000hg]

Prince William has revealed he proposed using his mother's engagement ring to make sure she "didn't miss out on the excitement".

"Here, stick your finger in my dead mum's ring. It'll be just like she's here with us again."

[xoggoth]

Oh gawd. Trying to escape this guff.