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Incognito replied

16 November 2010, 22:16
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Daily Mash

Lol

"Martin Bishop, the left-wing Labour MP for Gateshead Toilet, started to say something about an establishment con-trick and starving Africans before everyone wandered off or began talking over him."

Nick, when were you elected an MP.
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Aman replied

16 November 2010, 21:43
I didn't get a newspaper today, but I read about it on the DM site.
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DaveB replied

16 November 2010, 20:35
Daily Mash
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Incognito replied

16 November 2010, 19:35
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Will some Royal Sawbones be in there checking that her undercarriage has not been tampered with prior to the big day I wonder? I am sure that is par for the course, after all, she may end up as Queen one day!!

Technically speaking, not exactly correct. Not the Queen, the Queen consort
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minestrone replied

16 November 2010, 19:32
Going on past records it is not who they pump before they get married but the dozens after that is the problem.

Diana seen more cockends than weekends.
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TimberWolf replied

16 November 2010, 19:29
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Will some Royal Sawbones be in there checking that her undercarriage has not been tampered with prior to the big day I wonder? I am sure that is par for the course, after all, she may end up as Queen one day!!

I'll do it. For queen and country!
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minestrone replied

16 November 2010, 19:01
Watching the one show.

"How did you propose?"

"I took her up somewhere nice"
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Halo Jones replied

16 November 2010, 18:44
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Ummm, he's started planning his wedding!

I doubt that either he or Kate will get much chance to do any planning - there are people for that, whether they want them to or not
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shaunbhoy replied

16 November 2010, 18:39
Will some Royal Sawbones be in there checking that her undercarriage has not been tampered with prior to the big day I wonder? I am sure that is par for the course, after all, she may end up as Queen one day!!
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minestrone replied

16 November 2010, 18:28
FFS. Sky have now got someone talking from Kenya as that is where he asked the question.

It's a news black out now in Chez Minestrone for the next few days.
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minestrone replied

16 November 2010, 18:13
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Yep.He realised as soon as he'd started that sentence that he was about to put his foot in it, as his face gave it away. (I think it's called the oh my god second?) He had to plough on and did recover well.

Made my day that.

The look of ohhh tulip on the man's face. Classic.
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Zippy replied

16 November 2010, 17:51
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Anyone notice Cameron's slip when talking about the wedding.

"I was there when his mum got married"

Yep.He realised as soon as he'd started that sentence that he was about to put his foot in it, as his face gave it away. (I think it's called the oh my god second?) He had to plough on and did recover well.
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vetran replied

16 November 2010, 17:47
At least call me Dave got his age right B'liar would have been doing something chronologically impossible on the day.
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minestrone replied

16 November 2010, 17:46
Where the feck do they get all these royal correspondents from? Who are these people?
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Incognito replied

16 November 2010, 17:37
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Because it's very unlikely that a fourteen-year-old David Cameron was invited to sit in a ringside pew at St Paul's Cathedral when Charles and Diana married?

"Mr Cameron revealed that he was among the throngs who slept outside in The Mall to secure a good view of the 1981 wedding of William's parents, Charles and Diana. He was a 14-year-old schoolboy at the time."

David Cameron leads congratulations to Wills and Kate | News

Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

I would have thought it was obvious that I was referring to the timing of the announcement, or of the event. Ever heard the expression "A good day to bury bad news"?

You really are a left wing slathering tit at times do you know that. I bet you're one of those who thinks the student protests were entirely acceptable and 'who cares about a bit of damage at Toff HQ'
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