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Previously on "Bloody Agents keeping it all quiet."

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post
    How do you keep a turd sweet?
    Fail

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  • Ignis Fatuus
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It's an agency that used to bring me in work from time to time. I didn't use them for 3 years as I was perm. Thought it would be a good idea to keep them sweet when they rang. Wish I hadn't bothered now.
    How do you keep a turd sweet?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!
    Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!
    Then keep your back to the wall...

    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Go for it kandr! You're doing a fine job.

    Massages shoulders. Slaps on back.

    (Cue romantic music)
    (Although I might have edited that 2nd quote slightly.)

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?
    I am the brains of the outfit.
















    Yep - Emu

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.

    What has four legs and goes, "Sssshhhhhh"?
    Rod Hull's television.

    What were Rod Hull's last words?
    "Emu, grab on to that ******* gutter!"

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  • kandr
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.
    I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?
    kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Originally posted by kandr View Post

    Can't be me I have brown eyes
    Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?

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  • kandr
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    As opposed to turning up looking like this


    Can't be me I have brown eyes

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    As opposed to turning up looking like this

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    Well, what I said was a taking to someone for 20-30 mins you can get a fair idea if they match up to their CV. A formaility if you do match up and come across well.
    As opposed to turning up looking like this

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  • kandr
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    In other threads people suggested interviews are a formality, and it's rude for a client not to trust your CV...
    Well, what I said was a taking to someone for 20-30 mins you can get a fair idea if they match up to their CV. A formaility if you do match up and come across well.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    In other threads people suggested interviews are a formality, and it's rude for a client not to trust your CV...
    Oh do behave.

    A CV is just a way if getting an interview. Fancy receiving a Suityou CV and on interview discovering it's Graham Norton, or a Nick Fitz and finding out he corrects you every other question tutting a lot.

    Trust the interview.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    How the **** can you tell if anyone is any good for a techie job with a 10 minute questionaire?!?!
    In other threads people suggested interviews are a formality, and it's rude for a client not to trust your CV...

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