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Bloody Agents keeping it all quiet.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs opposed to turning up looking like this
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhich one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Postkandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Postkandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.
What has four legs and goes, "Sssshhhhhh"?
Rod Hull's television.
What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Emu, grab on to that ******* gutter!"What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhich one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?
Yep - EmuJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny EclairComment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostI prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGo for it kandr! You're doing a fine job.
Massages shoulders. Slaps on back.
(Cue romantic music)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostI prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt's an agency that used to bring me in work from time to time. I didn't use them for 3 years as I was perm. Thought it would be a good idea to keep them sweet when they rang. Wish I hadn't bothered now.Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.Comment
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