Reply to: Bloody Agents keeping it all quiet.

[MarillionFan]

How do you keep a turd sweet?

Fail

[Ignis Fatuus]

It's an agency that used to bring me in work from time to time. I didn't use them for 3 years as I was perm. Thought it would be a good idea to keep them sweet when they rang. Wish I hadn't bothered now.

How do you keep a turd sweet?

[Zippy]

I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[RichardCranium]

I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!

Then keep your back to the wall...

Go for it kandr! You're doing a fine job.

Massages shoulders. Slaps on back.

(Cue romantic music)

(Although I might have edited that 2nd quote slightly.)

[Wodewick]

Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?

I am the brains of the outfit.
















Yep - Emu

[MarillionFan]

kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.

What has four legs and goes, "Sssshhhhhh"?
Rod Hull's television.

What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Emu, grab on to that ******* gutter!"

[kandr]

kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.

I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!

[RichardCranium]

Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?

kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.

[MarillionFan]

Can't be me I have brown eyes

Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?

[kandr]

As opposed to turning up looking like this

Can't be me I have brown eyes

[Wodewick]

As opposed to turning up looking like this

[MarillionFan]

Well, what I said was a taking to someone for 20-30 mins you can get a fair idea if they match up to their CV. A formaility if you do match up and come across well.

As opposed to turning up looking like this

[kandr]

In other threads people suggested interviews are a formality, and it's rude for a client not to trust your CV...

Well, what I said was a taking to someone for 20-30 mins you can get a fair idea if they match up to their CV. A formaility if you do match up and come across well.

[MarillionFan]

In other threads people suggested interviews are a formality, and it's rude for a client not to trust your CV...

Oh do behave.

A CV is just a way if getting an interview. Fancy receiving a Suityou CV and on interview discovering it's Graham Norton, or a Nick Fitz and finding out he corrects you every other question tutting a lot.

Trust the interview.

[d000hg]

How the **** can you tell if anyone is any good for a techie job with a 10 minute questionaire?!?!

In other threads people suggested interviews are a formality, and it's rude for a client not to trust your CV...