Have we done the Sex Mad Granny?

[EternalOptimist]

aww, no. I cant work here. I am laughing soo hard.

I have this mental image of old Carol being wheeled around on a butt plug that has a little caster attached. The stanner stairlift in the background with the motor smoking through overuse


oh my sides

[mudskipper]

Bet her Grandchildren are proud.

I would be if it was my Granny. Go Carol!

[EternalOptimist]

Allegedly, her first husband couldnt keep up with her nympho ways, but they parted amicably, 'I even offered her to keep my name, like double barrelled with her new one. dont know why she refused' said Mr IjustLoveThe

[Mich the Tester]

Bet her Grandchildren are proud.

All 95,000 of them?

[kandr]

Bet her Grandchildren are proud.

[MaryPoppins]

Linda, from London, is v jealous.

[Pondlife]

Not my cup of tea but good for her.

[Mich the Tester]

So is she classified as a GILF ?

No, she's a GIRD; Granny I'd Rather Die

[hyperD]

With a name like Bone she should be looking for a Mexican with a surname like Dirtysanchez

[EternalOptimist]

200

no wonder the donor service is reporting a sperm shortage

[cojak]

<Death Stare at MF>

[FiveTimes]

So is she classified as a GILF ?

[MarillionFan]

Bloody Hell! Cojak has slept with over 200 lads.

Blimey!

[zeitghost]

If not, here she is in all her glory.

No chap over 50 will have sufficient stamina, apparently.

Grandmother Carol Bone had sex with more than 200 toyboys | Metro.co.uk