Reply to: Going to the pub

[d000hg]

I didn't realise Mary Poppins lived local to me

Is MP that sex-crazed gran from the paper? Seems to have a filthy mind...

[kandr]

Worst thing about last night was this little fat fella(about 5 ft) who came in. Put his money down on the pool table and sat glaring at the table nursing a half of bitter. Sipping furiously. Every 30 seconds or so he kept going over to the table, checking his £ and asking 'Is it my go yet, is it my go? I play in a team. I'm very good. Is it my go???'

He was really putting the lads off. Eventually they finished and he rushed over, setting up the table. 'Who's the winner? Who am I playing' he kept questioning. Anyway the lad who won couldn't be bothered, neither could his mate. I think they thought he was a loon

Eventually the guy just shouted 'Get your tulip together lads, this is my local, not a bloody social club!', before knocking over the rest of his half & bursting into tears. A wet patch appeared around his groin and he ran sobbing into the street.

Must have been a care in the community fella.

I just spat coffee all over the office, excellent!.

I think SY is currently constructing a green spandex outfit with waterproof crotch area.

[MarillionFan]

Worst thing about last night was this little fat fella(about 5 ft) who came in. Put his money down on the pool table and sat glaring at the table nursing a half of bitter. Sipping furiously. Every 30 seconds or so he kept going over to the table, checking his £ and asking 'Is it my go yet, is it my go? I play in a team. I'm very good. Is it my go???'

He was really putting the lads off. Eventually they finished and he rushed over, setting up the table. 'Who's the winner? Who am I playing' he kept questioning. Anyway the lad who won couldn't be bothered, neither could his mate. I think they thought he was a loon

Eventually the guy just shouted 'Get your shit: together lads, this is my local, not a bloody social club!', before knocking over the rest of his half & bursting into tears. A wet patch appeared around his groin and he ran sobbing into the street.

Must have been a care in the community fella.

[suityou01]

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[MarillionFan]

You really do flatter yourself, don't you?

My absence was due to admin, not you.

Is Admin a euphemism for 'tough lads playing pool'?

It's like a double headed coin.

[RichardCranium]

Total fail

WSYS

[RichardCranium]

accordingly to Zippy, it was my fault that RC pished himself and vanished earlier in the year.

You really do flatter yourself, don't you?

My absence was due to admin, not you.

[TykeMerc]

This may be a parody thread and as a rule I think they're utter crap, however on this occasion it's vastly better than the original.

Time for me to put SY01 on ignore as all that seems to be posted under that ID is attention seeking drivel.

[RowleyBirkinQC]

Brrrrah, <cough>, brrrwwwwh.

Did someone say pub?

[suityou01]

I think it's only fair you two team up. I've owned Suityou more times than Milan's owned a cheap passat and accordingly to Zippy, it was my fault that RC pished himself and vanished earlier in the year. I need a challenge.

I think you two make a nice couple. I feel sorry for Drewster. How is he too feel that SY has turned his back?

Anyway. Reacharounds' all round boys.

Total fail

[MarillionFan]

Do try and steer clear of any twelve year olds

Hero that had a go and then backed down? Bang to rights mate

Harsh! On that occasion there were three of them and only one other adult present to protect him.

I think it's only fair you two team up. I've owned Suityou more times than Milan's owned a cheap passat and accordingly to Zippy, it was my fault that RC pished himself and vanished earlier in the year. I need a challenge.

I think you two make a nice couple. I feel sorry for Drewster. How is he too feel that SY has turned his back?

Anyway. Reacharounds' all round boys.

[RichardCranium]

Do try and steer clear of any twelve year olds

Harsh! On that occasion there were three of them and only one other adult present to protect him.

[suityou01]

Do try and steer clear of any twelve year olds

Just in town unloading to the shop when 3 12 years old bundle out of Subway across the road and scatter a load of milk cartons on the floor, thinking it funny jump up and down.

I went to tell them to pack it in but the guy in the shop next door came out and told them off, telling them to pick them up so I carried on unloading.

A couple of minutes later I pop out to find them giving him some serious tulip 'Come on then, you want some!', 'Come on whatcha gonna do! You cant do **** all!' sort of stuff arms wide and in his face. He was standing there so i assume he was in control. I come back a couple of minutes later and he's shut himself in the shop with the three lads laughing and the one ringleader, a little 4 foot fat piece of tulip doing all the running still giving it large spitting at the window!!! He's obviously someones 'little darling'

Initially I was going to go over and tell them to clear off, but the fact this lanky 6 ft fella had told them off and they were carrying on made me think again.

They pissed off after a couple of more minutes. But what exactly is the deal with the law and giving a young scally a clip?

Hero that had a go and then backed down? Bang to rights mate

[suityou01]

Clearly some thought and effort when into this little parody. I am flattered. Perhaps you should get a life? Seriously

[MarillionFan]

Was that after she took her tights off?

This is all a true story. I kid you not.

Actually she came back out. Complained about not shaving her legs, bemoaned about getting back for her kid and then ordered a pint!

I didn't realise Mary Poppins lived local to me