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  • TestMangler
    replied
    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    I think I can help here. draw is a popular youth word for the drug Cannabis. For the benefit of the older generation:
    I once put a live mouse in the managers draw
    translates as
    I once put a mouse in the manager's "stash" of "Mary-Jane", man!
    Y'see.....that's what I thought. Why the **** would you put a mouse in the managers weed ?

    Messing with someones stash just isn't funny. If he'd put a mouse in her 'drawer' or 'drawers', that would have raised a smile.

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  • thunderlizard
    replied
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    WTF is a 'draw' ??????
    I think I can help here. draw is a popular youth word for the drug Cannabis. For the benefit of the older generation:
    I once put a live mouse in the managers draw
    translates as
    I once put a mouse in the manager's "stash" of "Mary-Jane", man!

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Of course I have. I've seen sets of drawers, a single drawer and pairs of drawers. I still don't know what a ******* 'draw' is and how you put stuff inside one.

    ah, I am slow today

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    you've never seen a set of drawers ?

    sad. so sad




    Of course I have. I've seen sets of drawers, a single drawer and pairs of drawers. I still don't know what a ******* 'draw' is and how you put stuff inside one.

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    WTF is a 'draw' ??????
    you've never seen a set of drawers ?

    sad. so sad




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  • TestMangler
    replied
    WTF is a 'draw' ??????

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by Ravello View Post
    You sound like a delight to share the office with.
    he sounds like a sociopath. No thought at all about any distress or upset he may have caused. Mice dont like to be locked in draws all night long



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  • Ravello
    replied
    Originally posted by DeludedAussie View Post
    Coming in ill - Passing germs around

    Thats me that is
    Originally posted by DeludedAussie View Post
    I once put a live mouse in the managers draw - The following morning I pissed myself when it jumped out onto her lap

    She was a witch
    You sound like a delight to share the office with.

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  • DeludedAussie
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Excellent. Empty out a big bag of plague rats while you're at it. Ghastly permies need to be exterminated.
    I once put a live mouse in the managers draw - The following morning I pissed myself when it jumped out onto her lap

    She was a witch

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  • xoggoth
    replied
    Excellent. Empty out a big bag of plague rats while you're at it. Ghastly permies need to be exterminated.

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  • DeludedAussie
    started a topic Flaming Contractors

    Flaming Contractors

    Coming in ill - Passing germs around

    Thats me that is

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