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  • EternalOptimist
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    theres a bit of an angle here. thats £200 per charity, not 200 overall.

    theres some on here who cash in on 200 for the coke, 200 for the acid, 200 for the red leb,etc

    why you could become rich and move to Swindon


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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Bunch of liberal namby pambies. Why not just put them through a crusher to make dog food?
    Because the meat would be contaminated by the drugs. So you see, they're not even fit for use as dog food.

    As for chav tattoos as lampshades: I see far too much tattooed chav flesh when I'm out of doors without being subjected to the same at home.

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  • minestrone
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    They have been operating in Glasgow for a while. Approaching people on the street which has not went down well when it was not an addict. It's a hard life here, 40 mayfair and 2 bottles of Irn Bru a day are not good for the skin.

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  • northernladuk
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    Surely it would be a good investment if the UK govement slaps in a couple of million quid, gets them all done and reaps the savings in the next 5-10 years. Best cost cutting proposal they have on the table so far IMO.

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  • xoggoth
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    Bunch of liberal namby pambies. Why not just put them through a crusher to make dog food? Skins from some of those tattooed chavs would make great lampshades too.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    How many ASBOs you got?
    Four, but only one currently enforceable. Will my 30 tattoo's and excessive wearing of low quality gold plated jewellery help my case?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Sounds great, how much would I get?
    How many ASBOs you got?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    A brilliant idea.

    Government should offer single mums, chavs and those with criminal records lump sums to be sterilised. The lower down the human scale you are, the more money they offer. For example, each tattoo, ASBO, etc all adds up. Points make prizes.

    Money well spent!
    Sounds great, how much would I get?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    BBC News - Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised

    Ouch. £200. What price would you put on yours?
    It's not what price I'd put on it, it's what price would the laydeez put on it. Oh yeah!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    BBC News - Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised

    Ouch. £200. What price would you put on yours?
    A brilliant idea.

    Government should offer single mums, chavs and those with criminal records lump sums to be sterilised. The lower down the human scale you are, the more money they offer. For example, each tattoo, ASBO, etc all adds up. Points make prizes.

    Money well spent!

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  • doodab
    started a topic Snippity snip

    Snippity snip

    BBC News - Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised

    Ouch. £200. What price would you put on yours?

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