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Nah, that would be verging on rudeOriginally posted by d000hg View PostWhat about one that goes slow, then fast, then slow, then slow, then fast, then sloooooow, then FASTFASTFAST!!!!

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Xenophone likes that!!! It drew a textual response so must have been eager to reply!!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostHehe. Intercourse.
Not like you to hold back on anything MP... but to save for bigger impact I can understandI really want to make a comment about big hands vs little hands, but, it's a bit early I think.
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A thread containing grown-up, intelligent discussion for once. Social intercourse at its finest. Particularly incisive comments regarding hand size and speed.
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I really want to make a comment about big hands vs little hands, but, it's a bit early I think.Originally posted by northernladuk View Postand the green one has a bigger hand so adding to the effectiveness of the icon...
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and the green one has a bigger hand so adding to the effectiveness of the icon...
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I think the message is more effective with the slower one.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostOr how about a faster one?
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****** smiley
Any reason we have a green one
and not a yellow one to match the others ?
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