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Previously on "Things you can do sitting down"

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  • administrator
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    Drive my Passat.

    <admin in milan mode>

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  • mudskipper
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    Watch my legs go numb.

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  • d000hg
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    - Get stuck in a beanbag
    - Post on CUK

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  • Son of Tay
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    Yoga, Yoghurt and Yiddish.

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  • PRC1964
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    Cut my toe nails.

    Have a bath.

    Not fall over after a few pints.

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  • Zippy
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    So many smilies, so little space

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    what can YOU do whilst sitting down ?



    Pebbledash my toilet. Helped by a lamb jalfrezi which I ate whilst also sitting down. Multi-talented me!!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I could defend myself against a bear, armed only with a large corgette. Probably.
    Run away leaving the large, but rapidly diminishing in size, courgette behind?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    female Corgi's are notoriously useless against bears. Unless it's a Koala



    Piss off! I'm registered.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I could defend myself against a bear, armed only with a large corgette. Probably.
    female Corgi's are notoriously useless against bears. Unless it's a Koala



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  • Zippy
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    I could defend myself against a bear, armed only with a large corgette. Probably.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Technically you can't do that WHILST sitting down, you can do it from sitting down. I can't believe I am discussing technicalities of a thread like this though. I must be bored
    I dont know.TW has a point. We need someone with a giant brain to clear this up




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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    You can stand up.
    Technically you can't do that WHILST sitting down, you can do it from sitting down. I can't believe I am discussing technicalities of a thread like this though. I must be bored

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I have been practicing sitting down today, and have been amazed at the sheer number of things you can do whilst sitting down. for example, its much easier to play computer games, and to drive my car. so come on... what can YOU do whilst sitting down ?





    You can stand up.

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