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Run away leaving the large, but rapidly diminishing in size, courgette behind?Originally posted by Zippy View PostI could defend myself against a bear, armed only with a large corgette. Probably.
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female Corgi's are notoriously useless against bears. Unless it's a KoalaOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI could defend myself against a bear, armed only with a large corgette. Probably.
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I could defend myself against a bear, armed only with a large corgette. Probably.
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I dont know.TW has a point. We need someone with a giant brain to clear this upOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostTechnically you can't do that WHILST sitting down, you can do it from sitting down. I can't believe I am discussing technicalities of a thread like this though. I must be bored
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Technically you can't do that WHILST sitting down, you can do it from sitting down. I can't believe I am discussing technicalities of a thread like this though. I must be boredOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou can stand up.
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You can stand up.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI have been practicing sitting down today, and have been amazed at the sheer number of things you can do whilst sitting down. for example, its much easier to play computer games, and to drive my car. so come on... what can YOU do whilst sitting down ?

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