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d000hg replied

30 September 2010, 08:15
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Come back Toolpusher, RC, scotspine, Voodooflux, Lightship etc etc!

Originally posted by Lightship

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Also, the sweets have double-WTF status:
Individual pouches for portion control
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northernladuk replied

30 September 2010, 08:00
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Nah. I can see sweets that look like willies.

I see lighthouses rotated 90 degrees. I blame my clean living and good catholic upbringing.

I found they do gummyguitars just for MP but again another gummy fail appears...

Last edited by northernladuk; 30 September 2010, 08:03.
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MaryPoppins replied

30 September 2010, 07:45
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Seeing a whole bunch of scrollbars in those images, anyone else?

Nah. I can see sweets that look like willies.
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d000hg replied

30 September 2010, 06:32
Seeing a whole bunch of scrollbars in those images, anyone else?
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Zippy replied

29 September 2010, 21:51
Some people have really smutty minds. I wonder if that family ever purchase bananas? And what would the missus need to sit on in that unlikely event?
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Spacecadet replied

29 September 2010, 21:26
Gary Larson got into similar trouble many years ago with his "When Dogs Dream" cartoon.

I'll see if I can find an online version
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d000hg replied

29 September 2010, 21:10
He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'

She was just embarrassed by her idiot of a husband.

Good find doodab.
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Ruprect replied

29 September 2010, 19:14
Originally posted by doodab View Post

So, I was eating some haribo dinosaurs and I held two up next to each other, and I thought "I know, I'll google haribo dinosaur porn because someone must have made some funny photos"

I found this wonderful article from the wail

But it looks like my desire for haribo porn is as yet unfulfilled. What is the internet coming to?

That piece in the wail was superb!
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Dearnla replied

29 September 2010, 15:02
Originally posted by doodab View Post

So, I was eating some haribo dinosaurs and I held two up next to each other, and I thought "I know, I'll google haribo dinosaur porn because someone must have made some funny photos"

... my desire for haribo porn is as yet unfulfilled. What is the internet coming to?

Like you do. You have no other option than to do it yourself. Please send us the link when it's done, ta.
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Boudica replied

29 September 2010, 15:01
hahahaahahah

UKMIX - Forums - News & Gossip - Saucy Sweets Recieve Complaints

The little green one is always at it
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doodab started a topic Freaky porn

29 September 2010, 14:51
Freaky porn

So, I was eating some haribo dinosaurs and I held two up next to each other, and I thought "I know, I'll google haribo dinosaur porn because someone must have made some funny photos"

I found this wonderful article from the wail

But it looks like my desire for haribo porn is as yet unfulfilled. What is the internet coming to?
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