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Previously on "So I had lunch with the Count in his castle ..."

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I wish to put the case for the opposition and demand a whole new set of utterly depraved and pervy smilies.
    Free Smileys Free Smiley Free Msn Smiley Central Smiley Face Smilie

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  • minestrone
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    One! Hamburger, Two! Hamburger.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Boasting about social connections. Poor form.
    Indeed. But worth it to see the fevered, hysterical reactions it engenders from the hoi polloi like SB.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Boasting about social connections. Poor form.
    Having to ring a bell to get the plates cleared? Poor form.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... in a room stuffed with boar and deer heads. After each course, he rang a bell and a servant emerged to clear the dishes and serve the next course. Classy.
    Nice to see the old chap looking so hale and hearty.
    Boasting about social connections. Poor form.

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  • milanbenes
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    quite,



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    for a new visitor, what sort of message does this smiley send...

    CUK Admins, you are what you smiley


    Admins, if we're going to go down this path eyes open, to balance things out, may we at least also have a 'c u n t ' smiley

    then if someone calls me a I can call them a 'c u n t'

    Thanks,

    Milan.

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  • sasguru
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    What a bunch of s you lot really are.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    2. A w anker smiley I agree with Milan. That is going too far. Unless of course it is the express wish of the owners of CUk to attract the rabble, drive away the wealthy, successful and intelligent and reduce advertsing revenue.
    It was brought in while you were away so we'd have a chance to notice it ready for when you returned.

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  • Jeebo72
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... in a room stuffed with boar and deer heads. After each course, he rang a bell and a servant emerged to clear the dishes and serve the next course. Classy.
    Nice to see the old chap looking so hale and hearty.

    BTW:

    1. IQAC and GB should be banned forthwith as they lower the tone of this forum with their inane witterings.
    2. A w anker smiley I agree with Milan. That is going too far. Unless of course it is the express wish of the owners of CUk to attract the rabble, drive away the wealthy, successful and intelligent and reduce advertsing revenue.
    Funny a w-a-nker smiley seems appropriate right now.

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  • MarillionFan
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    1 aaa aaa aaa!
    2 aaa aaa aaa!
    3 aaa aaa aaa!

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... in a room stuffed with boar and deer heads. After each course, he rang a bell and a servant emerged to clear the dishes and serve the next course. Classy.
    Nice to see the old chap looking so hale and hearty.

    BTW:

    1. IQAC and GB should be banned forthwith as they lower the tone of this forum with their inane witterings.
    2. A w anker smiley I agree with Milan. That is going too far. Unless of course it is the express wish of the owners of CUk to attract the rabble, drive away the wealthy, successful and intelligent and reduce advertsing revenue.
    so should all new forum members be forced to present to Admin a statement of earnings from their accountant?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... in a room stuffed with boar and deer heads
    The only sort of headhunter YOU will ever get close to. And YOU had to pay for the privilege!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post

    ... in a room stuffed with boar and deer heads. After each course, he rang a bell and a servant emerged to clear the dishes and serve the next course. Classy.
    Nice to see the old chap looking so hale and hearty.
    Are you sure those holes in your neck are from when you cut yourself shaving this morning?

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  • xoggoth
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    I wish to put the case for the opposition and demand a whole new set of utterly depraved and pervy smilies.

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  • milanbenes
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    thank you Sas

    Milan.

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