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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Why on earth would I know the reference of a photo of a semi naked young man in his bedroom? You obviously have a stash to wheel out when the need arises. I could call you a pederast but that would involve the passing on of wisdom.
    Please, someone explain before he makes more of a fool of himself.

    N.B. Claiming victory against a virtual imaginary buffoon is hardly a worthy triumph.
    But then again, if you live in an imaginary world it probably makes sense.
    You're right, it wasn't much of a victory. But as they say in football, you can only beat the opponent in front of you.

    Anyway you do have the honour of being the first person I have ever added to my ignore list
    Somehow I doubt it. You could just not respond.

    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    here's to the future arguments
    Changed your tune...

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Be a man and admit you lost this one, it's much more dignified and we'll all think more of you.

    Did you know the reference I posted? If not maybe someone else can fill you in why it's so apt.
    Why on earth would I know the reference of a photo of a semi naked young man in his bedroom? You obviously have a stash to wheel out when the need arises. I could call you a pederast but that would involve the passing on of wisdom.

    N.B. Claiming victory against a virtual imaginary buffoon is hardly a worthy triumph.
    But then again, if you live in an imaginary world it probably makes sense.

    Anyway you do have the honour of being the first person I have ever added to my ignore list

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    ...
    Be a man and admit you lost this one, it's much more dignified and we'll all think more of you.

    Did you know the reference I posted? If not maybe someone else can fill you in why it's so apt.

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  • MayContainNuts
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    So are dating sites for youngsters? or older people? Surely it's for people who are getting on a little???

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You're right. Since it's all in your head (no pun) and no real women are involved in your fantasies of subjugation, no worries.

    Thanks for the self portrait, now I'll give you a song to hum along to.

    Apologies to Carly Simon:

    You posted into CUK
    Like you were writing sonnet and verse
    An apostrophe you strategically placed
    Your intelligence just a curse
    You had one eye on reputation
    As you watched yourself converse
    You had your dreams, but they were stains in your bedroom
    stains in your bedroom, and

    You're so thick
    You probably think this song is about you
    You're so thick
    I'll bet you think this song is about you
    Don't you? Don't you?



    HTH BIFWDT

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    The real scary ones are on craigslist.

    I hooked up with a self-harmer who wanted me to bite her. Proper hard.
    Have you ever been to a fetish club?

    Just asking like....

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Oral sex between consenting adults isn't seedy by most peoples standards.

    Maybe the descriptions were a little too ribald for your sensitive tastes but that doesn't make them perverse.
    You're right. Since it's all in your head (no pun) and no real women are involved in your fantasies of subjugation, no worries.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Oral sex between consenting adults isn't seedy by most peoples standards.
    Surely that depends whether you've had the chop or not.

    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Maybe the descriptions were a little too ribald for your sensitive tastes
    I see what you did there!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    When did this bulltulip start? Talk about moving the goal posts
    Shut it you!

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    In that case, lose the internet dating and just go to a club or pub, find a bird who is willing and shag her. From what I know of it - people who use internet dating want a relationship not just a shag.
    When did this bulltulip start? Talk about moving the goal posts

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  • Xenophon
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    There is one on there just now looking for guys who are into rockabilly. Go go BlasterB.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    The real scary ones are on craigslist.
    As in "Craig Colclough"'s list?
    Doesn't surprise me.............

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  • Xenophon
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    The real scary ones are on craigslist.

    I hooked up with a self-harmer who wanted me to bite her. Proper hard.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    But what was the downside?
    Oral sex between consenting adults isn't seedy by most peoples standards.

    Maybe the descriptions were a little too ribald for your sensitive tastes but that doesn't make them perverse.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Run the difference by me again?
    Yeah, yeah. Point taken.

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