Dating Sites

[Xenophon]

There is one on there just now looking for guys who are into rockabilly. Go go BlasterB.

[Sockpuppet]

In that case, lose the internet dating and just go to a club or pub, find a bird who is willing and shag her. From what I know of it - people who use internet dating want a relationship not just a shag.

When did this bulltulip start? Talk about moving the goal posts

[cailin maith]

When did this bulltulip start? Talk about moving the goal posts

Shut it you!

[mudskipper]

Oral sex between consenting adults isn't seedy by most peoples standards.

Surely that depends whether you've had the chop or not.

Maybe the descriptions were a little too ribald for your sensitive tastes

I see what you did there!

[d000hg]

Oral sex between consenting adults isn't seedy by most peoples standards.

Maybe the descriptions were a little too ribald for your sensitive tastes but that doesn't make them perverse.

You're right. Since it's all in your head (no pun) and no real women are involved in your fantasies of subjugation, no worries.

[MarillionFan]

The real scary ones are on craigslist.

I hooked up with a self-harmer who wanted me to bite her. Proper hard.

Have you ever been to a fetish club?

Just asking like....

[Gibbon]

You're right. Since it's all in your head (no pun) and no real women are involved in your fantasies of subjugation, no worries.

Thanks for the self portrait, now I'll give you a song to hum along to.

Apologies to Carly Simon:

You posted into CUK
Like you were writing sonnet and verse
An apostrophe you strategically placed
Your intelligence just a curse
You had one eye on reputation
As you watched yourself converse
You had your dreams, but they were stains in your bedroom
stains in your bedroom, and

You're so thick
You probably think this song is about you
You're so thick
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?



HTH BIFWDT

[MayContainNuts]

So are dating sites for youngsters? or older people? Surely it's for people who are getting on a little???

[d000hg]

...

Be a man and admit you lost this one, it's much more dignified and we'll all think more of you.

Did you know the reference I posted? If not maybe someone else can fill you in why it's so apt.

[Gibbon]

Be a man and admit you lost this one, it's much more dignified and we'll all think more of you.

Did you know the reference I posted? If not maybe someone else can fill you in why it's so apt.

Why on earth would I know the reference of a photo of a semi naked young man in his bedroom? You obviously have a stash to wheel out when the need arises. I could call you a pederast but that would involve the passing on of wisdom.

N.B. Claiming victory against a virtual imaginary buffoon is hardly a worthy triumph.
But then again, if you live in an imaginary world it probably makes sense.

Anyway you do have the honour of being the first person I have ever added to my ignore list