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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    But there was still no need for you to send me your photos though. I'd already got the drift of your predicament from your hysterical phonecall!!
    Thank God you had all that KY Jelly handy, that's all I can say!
    You guys crack me up!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Anyway, it's not really Sods Law when you get your todger stuck in the hoover. It's not really designed for that as Shaunbhoy knows!
    But there was still no need for you to send me your photos though. I'd already got the drift of your predicament from your hysterical phonecall!!
    Thank God you had all that KY Jelly handy, that's all I can say!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Or bleeding the radiator?
    Anyway, it's not really Sods Law when you get your todger stuck in the hoover. It's not really designed for that as Shaunbhoy knows!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
    Or bleeding the radiator?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Looks like several string coffees nullified the curse.
    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Looks like several string coffees nullified the curse.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Out of all the millions of laws brought in by labour, this one has to be the most stupid. The Tories have said they will create a bonfire of the rules, guidelines and laws, but I think there is more chance they will re-peel the banana, than repeal any meaningful number of laws




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  • xoggoth
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    Better show some respect. The Great God Sod is truly mighty.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Sounds suspiciously like incompetence to me.
    shhhh

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  • sasguru
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    Sounds suspiciously like incompetence to me.

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  • Pondlife
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    Slowly and quietly move away from your keyboard. Try not to show any fear but at the same time do not look threatening.

    Get out of your chair and carefully move towards the door.

    Then RUN LIKE HELL. Do not turn around under any circumstances!




    After this you can go to the pub for a cheeky 'nerve calmer'

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  • Spacecadet
    started a topic Sods Law

    Sods Law

    Only been in work for an hour and so far had Sods Law invoked 4 times

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