Sods Law

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alreadypacked replied

26 August 2010, 14:16
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

But there was still no need for you to send me your photos though. I'd already got the drift of your predicament from your hysterical phonecall!!
Thank God you had all that KY Jelly handy, that's all I can say!

You guys crack me up!
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shaunbhoy replied

26 August 2010, 14:01
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Anyway, it's not really Sods Law when you get your todger stuck in the hoover. It's not really designed for that as Shaunbhoy knows!

But there was still no need for you to send me your photos though. I'd already got the drift of your predicament from your hysterical phonecall!!
Thank God you had all that KY Jelly handy, that's all I can say!
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MarillionFan replied

26 August 2010, 13:55
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Or bleeding the radiator?

Anyway, it's not really Sods Law when you get your todger stuck in the hoover. It's not really designed for that as Shaunbhoy knows!
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shaunbhoy replied

26 August 2010, 13:46
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Or bleeding the radiator?
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MarillionFan replied

26 August 2010, 13:15
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Looks like several string coffees nullified the curse.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Spacecadet replied

26 August 2010, 13:14
Looks like several string coffees nullified the curse.
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EternalOptimist replied

26 August 2010, 10:54
Out of all the millions of laws brought in by labour, this one has to be the most stupid. The Tories have said they will create a bonfire of the rules, guidelines and laws, but I think there is more chance they will re-peel the banana, than repeal any meaningful number of laws
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xoggoth replied

26 August 2010, 09:55
Better show some respect. The Great God Sod is truly mighty.
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Spacecadet replied

26 August 2010, 09:32
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Sounds suspiciously like incompetence to me.

shhhh
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sasguru replied

26 August 2010, 09:30
Sounds suspiciously like incompetence to me.
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Pondlife replied

26 August 2010, 09:27
Slowly and quietly move away from your keyboard. Try not to show any fear but at the same time do not look threatening.

Get out of your chair and carefully move towards the door.

Then RUN LIKE HELL. Do not turn around under any circumstances!

After this you can go to the pub for a cheeky 'nerve calmer'
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Spacecadet started a topic Sods Law

26 August 2010, 09:17
Sods Law

Only been in work for an hour and so far had Sods Law invoked 4 times
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