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  • NickFitz
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    "I don't get people. What's their appeal, precisely? They waddle around with their haircuts on, cluttering the pavement like gormless, farting skittles. They're awful."

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post

    who said 'hell is other people'?
    Probably rhetorical, but in case not, Sartre

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Interesting. I sell them. I'd imagine there a bit hard.

    that looks more like a mutant spud

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Interesting. I sell them. I'd imagine there a bit hard.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Once met a guy who was afraid of Pigeons. Went on a stag do to Amsterdam and he was a mate of a mate, half way through the day and a visit to a coffee shop we walked around the corner to see a women feeding a flock of pigeons. He near shat himself the second he saw them. This was funny in it's own right, but not as much as when they were startled and took off. Stoned, pissed and with a fear of the flying vermin he dropped to his knees and started screaming. This went on for a minute at which point we discovered he had also shat himself.

    Very odd.
    My dad traps wood pigeons. Very tasty indeed. Try this; Devonshire Chefs Recipe - Seared Wood Pigeon, Lishman's Smoked Bacon & Black Pudding Salad, & Cumberland Sauce - by Chris Woodward

    But ignore the wine advice; an Argie Malbec will be better.
    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 18 August 2010, 21:10. Reason: to avoid MF buying the wrong wine

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
    I think I remember her. Only three toes were webbed on her left foot and she liked to be paid in stale bread.

    Very odd.

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  • Billy-Bob
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    This thread/posters are irritating me. Grrr.
    Yo shur got a purty avatar

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, short arsed northern landlubber, lives on a farm. I'm more likely to be shat upon by a pigeon.
    Once met a guy who was afraid of Pigeons. Went on a stag do to Amsterdam and he was a mate of a mate, half way through the day and a visit to a coffee shop we walked around the corner to see a women feeding a flock of pigeons. He near shat himself the second he saw them. This was funny in it's own right, but not as much as when they were startled and took off. Stoned, pissed and with a fear of the flying vermin he dropped to his knees and started screaming. This went on for a minute at which point we discovered he had also shat himself.

    Very odd.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Tell me about your mother.
    My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm.

    Blue rinse?

    And she lives by the sea right?

    Do you have a fear of seagulls?
    No, short arsed northern landlubber, lives on a farm. I'm more likely to be shat upon by a pigeon.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    She drinks chardonnay and reads the daily mail.

    But she's my mum, so I'll forgive her. Sort of.
    Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm.

    Blue rinse?

    And she lives by the sea right?

    Do you have a fear of seagulls?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Would you like to talk about it?

    Tell me about your mother.
    She drinks chardonnay and reads the daily mail.

    But she's my mum, so I'll forgive her. Sort of.
    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 18 August 2010, 20:57. Reason: oh no, you were talking to clippy

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    This thread/posters are irritating me. Grrr.
    Would you like to talk about it?

    Tell me about your mother.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    This thread/posters are irritating me. Grrr.
    I know the feeling, tosher.

    hic

    grr

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  • Clippy
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    This thread/posters are irritating me. Grrr.

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