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Would you like to talk about it?Originally posted by Clippy View PostThis thread/posters are irritating me. Grrr.
Tell me about your mother.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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She drinks chardonnay and reads the daily mail.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWould you like to talk about it?
Tell me about your mother.
But she's my mum, so I'll forgive her. Sort of.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostShe drinks chardonnay and reads the daily mail.
But she's my mum, so I'll forgive her. Sort of.
Blue rinse?
And she lives by the sea right?
Do you have a fear of seagulls?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No, short arsed northern landlubber, lives on a farm. I'm more likely to be shat upon by a pigeon.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMmmmmm. Mmmmmm.
Blue rinse?
And she lives by the sea right?
Do you have a fear of seagulls?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTell me about your mother.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Once met a guy who was afraid of Pigeons. Went on a stag do to Amsterdam and he was a mate of a mate, half way through the day and a visit to a coffee shop we walked around the corner to see a women feeding a flock of pigeons. He near shat himself the second he saw them. This was funny in it's own right, but not as much as when they were startled and took off. Stoned, pissed and with a fear of the flying vermin he dropped to his knees and started screaming. This went on for a minute at which point we discovered he had also shat himself.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, short arsed northern landlubber, lives on a farm. I'm more likely to be shat upon by a pigeon.
Very odd.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Yo shur got a purty avatarOriginally posted by Clippy View PostThis thread/posters are irritating me. Grrr.
Never swap horses crossing a streamComment
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I think I remember her. Only three toes were webbed on her left foot and she liked to be paid in stale bread.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostMy mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
Very odd.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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My dad traps wood pigeons. Very tasty indeed. Try this; Devonshire Chefs Recipe - Seared Wood Pigeon, Lishman's Smoked Bacon & Black Pudding Salad, & Cumberland Sauce - by Chris WoodwardOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostOnce met a guy who was afraid of Pigeons. Went on a stag do to Amsterdam and he was a mate of a mate, half way through the day and a visit to a coffee shop we walked around the corner to see a women feeding a flock of pigeons. He near shat himself the second he saw them. This was funny in it's own right, but not as much as when they were startled and took off. Stoned, pissed and with a fear of the flying vermin he dropped to his knees and started screaming. This went on for a minute at which point we discovered he had also shat himself.
Very odd.
But ignore the wine advice; an Argie Malbec will be better.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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