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Originally posted by chef View PostCurrywurst mit pommes
translation: Large hotdog Sausage in a slightly spicy tomato sauce with raw curry powder sprinkled on top served with Chips..
Bavarian luxury
I'm convinced currywurst is a trick they play on foreigners.
"No, don't have a nice kebab, have a proper Berlin takeaway".
Only let them fool me once. Or twice. Or whenever I was drunk
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Olive oil: nice. Balsamic vinegar: pretentious foul muck. Knob-cheese: have a wash
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostRocket lettuce from garden
Onions from garden
Cherry toms from garden
Cheese from foreskin
Fresh warm bread from breadmaker
Chives from the garden
Olive oil and balsamic vinegar dip
Still hungry after that as man cannot live on bread and plants alone, so had leftover pork. Mmmm...
Olive oil!
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Rocket lettuce from garden
Onions from garden
Cherry toms from garden
Cheese from foreskin
Fresh warm bread from breadmaker
Chives from the garden
Olive oil and balsamic vinegar dip
Still hungry after that as man cannot live on bread and plants alone, so had leftover pork. Mmmm...
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Wasabi, Chicken Noodle Soup. Yum, £4.95 I think.
Can't expense it any more so not really that interested in the price.
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Lunch is for wimps. Proper contractors have no brekkie, no lunch, ten pints of lager whilst playing Travian, then a curry.
pah. youth of today.
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostThanks that's put me off MY lunch
And don't forget to eat your greens!
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOh, we were poor. We had to regurgitate our own stomachs, scrape them up off the floor, cut them up to feed the cat, then eat our own finger nails and each donate a leg so that other people could eat, then pay 42 quid for the privilege!
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Oh, we were poor. We had to regurgitate our own stomachs, scrape them up off the floor, cut them up to feed the cat, then eat our own finger nails and each donate a leg so that other people could eat, then pay 42 quid for the privilege!
But we were happy!
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostAye and in small amounts too.
When I was a young shaver we were told, "Look, there is a big rock. You can each have one lick each. And don't let me be seeing any of you until next month"
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostTwo?
When I was a young shaver we were told, "Look, there is a big rock. You can each have one lick each. And don't let me be seeing any of you until next month"
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Originally posted by chef View PostCurrywurst mit pommes
translation: Large hotdog Sausage in a slightly spicy tomato sauce with raw curry powder sprinkled on top served with Chips..
Bavarian luxury
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