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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Luxury!

    My meal was the left overs from an old man who sold it to me for 50p!
    So you buy a meal for resale in your company name, then sell it at a loss to yourself in private capacity and book that loss to offset corp tax?

    Nice trick old man.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Luxury!

      My meal was the left overs from an old man who sold it to me for 50p!
      Luxury!

      A meal? All we had to eat was some second hand chewing gum, scraped up off the pavement where it was hidden under a dogturd and some gravel stolen from a building site.

      And you try telling that to the the youth of today...
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Luxury!

        A meal? All we had to eat was some second hand chewing gum, scraped up off the pavement where it was hidden under a dogturd and some gravel stolen from a building site.

        And you try telling that to the the youth of today...
        Luxury!

        We had two bits of cold gravel!

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          #14
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          Luxury!

          We had two bits of cold gravel!
          Yep, and I can guess who ate BOTH of them.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            Luxury!

            We had two bits of cold gravel!
            Two?

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              #16
              Currywurst mit pommes

              translation: Large hotdog Sausage in a slightly spicy tomato sauce with raw curry powder sprinkled on top served with Chips..

              Bavarian luxury
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by chef View Post
                Currywurst mit pommes

                translation: Large hotdog Sausage in a slightly spicy tomato sauce with raw curry powder sprinkled on top served with Chips..

                Bavarian luxury
                Erm, yes, I can think of more luxurious Bavarian products, but each to his own.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Two?
                  Aye and in small amounts too.

                  When I was a young shaver we were told, "Look, there is a big rock. You can each have one lick each. And don't let me be seeing any of you until next month"
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Aye and in small amounts too.

                    When I was a young shaver we were told, "Look, there is a big rock. You can each have one lick each. And don't let me be seeing any of you until next month"
                    Still sounds better than AtW's lunch.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #20
                      Oh, we were poor. We had to regurgitate our own stomachs, scrape them up off the floor, cut them up to feed the cat, then eat our own finger nails and each donate a leg so that other people could eat, then pay 42 quid for the privilege!

                      But we were happy!
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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