So, did the Brummie peeping tom strike again last night?
Do the fuzz have any leads?
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNormal, or maybe insane?
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
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Ye cats that at midnight spit love at each other,
who best feel the pangs of a passionate lover,
i appeal to your scratches and your tattered fur,
if the business of love be no more than to purr,
old lady grimalkin with her gooseberry eyes,
knew something when a kitten, for why she is wise;
you find by experience, the love-fit's soon o'er,
puss! puss! lasts not long, but turns to cat-whore!
Men ride many miles,
cat's tread many tiles,
both hazard their necks in the fray;
only cat's, when they fall
from a house or a wall,
keep their feet, mount their tails and away!
Thomas Flatmann.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI've finished chicken tikka kebab already
Cats are fighting like mongoose now, no sleepings for Alexei.
Btw, are you sure they weren't, you know... "Having it off"... Oh, sorry, forgot who the OP was, you wouldn't know, would you.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostMaybe it's quite normal where you're from.
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI've finished chicken tikka kebab already
Cats are gone now
Sheesh!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAtW has got his night vision goggles on looking for pussy.
Oh dear. (TM)
Originally posted by AtW View PostRight outside in the darkness - lots of meows and hissing!!!
Now where is mine night vision goggles
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostNah, don't believe that.
Did AtW go into the woods today?........
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAtW has got his night vision goggles on looking for pussy.
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