Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle

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SupremeSpod replied

23 July 2010, 06:57
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I don't wish to be indelicate (ok, maybe I do) but does anyone have any idea how big this dog was? A toy dog would be - erm - unfeasible but so would a rottweiler.

Which way round are you thinking Zippy? The clue might be that the human involved was a transvestite. Surely a jack-russel could take a running jump.
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administrator replied

22 July 2010, 22:25
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Having sex with a cow while dressed in a big devil suit though is perfectly normal for people from Devon.

FTFY

Had to be an emmet, probably someone from Devon. The Cornish never do things like that.
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AtW replied

22 July 2010, 22:09
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Having sex with a cow while dressed in a big devil suit though is perfectly normal in Devon.

Looks like shauny is safe then?
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MarillionFan replied

22 July 2010, 22:08
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Geographically inaccurate.
Shaunbhoy is in Devon. Tis the sheep that need be worried in these here parts.......as well you know MF!!

SB. We all know u like to pop over the border.

Having sex with a dog while dressed as Shirley Bassey is to be honest pretty damn stupid.

Having sex with a cow while dressed in a big devil suit though is perfectly normal in Devon.
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thunderlizard replied

22 July 2010, 22:02
The Register's article is still better.
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shaunbhoy replied

22 July 2010, 21:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Interesting.

Shaunbhoy is in Cornwall...

Geographically inaccurate.
Shaunbhoy is in Devon. Tis the sheep that need be worried in these here parts.......as well you know MF!!
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Boudica replied

22 July 2010, 21:32
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I don't wish to be indelicate (ok, maybe I do) but does anyone have any idea how big this dog was? A toy dog would be - erm - unfeasible but so would a rottweiler.

eeewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Zippy replied

22 July 2010, 21:16
I don't wish to be indelicate (ok, maybe I do) but does anyone have any idea how big this dog was? A toy dog would be - erm - unfeasible but so would a rottweiler.
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SofaKingdom replied

22 July 2010, 20:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Interesting.

Shaunbhoy is in Cornwall...

You dog.

So how was it for you?
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MarillionFan replied

22 July 2010, 20:26
Interesting.

Shaunbhoy is in Cornwall...
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sasguru replied

22 July 2010, 20:20
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

It wan't me, honest!

Why, do you normally have sex with transvetites?

Bada-dish! I thang you ...
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AtW replied

22 July 2010, 19:27
Has anyone seen Churchill recently?
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DimPrawn replied

22 July 2010, 18:38
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

So did the person who posted this story earlier today: A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

Great minds think alike.
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NickFitz replied

22 July 2010, 18:26
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I liked the last line.

So did the person who posted this story earlier today: A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".
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xoggoth replied

22 July 2010, 18:01
It wan't me, honest!
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