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Previously on "Favourite Fives :-)"

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  • Boudica
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    No, a new one. Started three months ago and quite literally the most shocking display of incompetence I've ever seen, an aggressive, deceitful idiot. Got an interview next week so hopefully won't have to put up with this client for much longer.
    Good luck MP!

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post


    (I mean that you don't own an Isheep - Everyone seems to have them )
    I'm not one to conform

    When are you coming back to civilisation and joining us for beverages on a Thursday?

    Hopefully you'll at least grace us with your presence at the summer bash

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
    Until then, you haven't lived.
    A lovely snack after a few drinks eh, SZ.

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  • SizeZero
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    5) I once had someone make what she described as a "cock kebab" out of my knob
    Until then, you haven't lived.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Is that the bloke with the annoying ticks that was driving you up the wall????
    No, a new one. Started three months ago and quite literally the most shocking display of incompetence I've ever seen, an aggressive, deceitful idiot. Got an interview next week so hopefully won't have to put up with this client for much longer.

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  • moorfield
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    5) Barbie off of Toy Story 3. She's quite cute.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post

    1) Lie in and Cooking
    2) I'm don't own an Isheep, thankfully
    3) Foie Gras parfait, sauternes jelly and toasted brioche (with a nice glass of tokaji)
    4) 6.30pm yesterday
    5) I'm still a virgin


    (I mean that you don't own an Isheep - Everyone seems to have them )

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  • original PM
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    1) Spend time with the kids
    2) N/A
    3) ribs and or wings
    4) taking kids to park last night
    5) The incident with the twins.......

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    1. Sleep. Sleep. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
    2. Don't have one, don't want one.
    3. Anything fishy or mushroomy.
    4. Seeing the contractor opposite me walked off site. Couldn't happen to a more deserving chap.
    5. Um. Not telling.
    Is that the bloke with the annoying ticks that was driving you up the wall????

    ah and....

    1) Go for a spin on the motorbike
    2) Don't have one.
    3) Seared scollops
    4) Booking 4 work trips around Europe that all conveniently straddle the weekend.
    5) Joining the mile high club in airplane loo on way back from Cancun.
    Last edited by northernladuk; 23 July 2010, 12:21.

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  • stingman123
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
    2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
    3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
    4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
    5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
    1) Just chillin' out
    2) Got a HTC (sorry)
    3) Usually too hungry to care
    4) Coming back to the forum after a few months away
    5) Too many to list here

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.

    Get up at 7am then think of the millions getting up to go to work then go back to Sleep for a few hours gloating at the futility of the labour of the masses.

    2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)

    The Off Button App

    3) Favourite restaraunt starter.

    Pakora

    4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.

    Library emails moi to say theyve got Leon Ledermans The God Particle (If the Universe is the answer - what is the question ?) in stock for my collection

    5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)

    Oral sex ie talking about sex - or five minutes of squelching.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 23 July 2010, 09:33.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
    2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
    3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
    4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
    5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
    1)Lie in and Cooking
    2)I'm don't own an Isheep, thankfully
    3)Foie Gras parfait, sauternes jelly and toasted brioche (with a nice glass of tokaji)
    4)6.30pm yesterday
    5)I'm still a virgin

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
    2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
    3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
    4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
    5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
    1) time with Mrs PL
    2) AroundMe
    3) Smoked Haddock Gratin in fav local eatery
    4) Deciding hols and getting confirmation yesterday
    4)

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
    2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
    3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
    4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
    5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
    1) AndyW's Mum
    2) Camera for taking photos of AndyW's mum
    3) Being blown by AndyW's mum on the way to dinner
    4) Photographing AndyW's mum blowing me in the car on the way to dinner on my iPhone
    5) 1-4

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    1) Favourite thing to do on your day off.
    2) Favourite iPhone App (we must surely all have one by now?)
    3) Favourite restaraunt starter.
    4) Favoourite moment of the week so far.
    5) Favourite sexual experience ever :-)
    1) Go to Rome
    2) N/A
    3) Cozze a Zuppa
    4) Invoicing
    5) Shagging next doors dog next whilst wearing Mrs Gibbon's underwear.

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