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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....
    Mental images of your dead mum's catflap...

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    I never went in there but I suspect those windows are quite difficult to open.

    I did work in one office where someone chucked themself off the roof though.
    So did Mich IIRC

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You're not thinking about chucking them out of the window are you? Tsk, tsk.
    I never went in there but I suspect those windows are quite difficult to open.

    I did work in one office where someone chucked themself off the roof though.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    You're not thinking about chucking them out of the window are you? Tsk, tsk.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Lightship
    Death by gherkin?


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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    starting with the England football team?
    Yep - a good start. The Swiss Re building springs to mind.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I feel this is a punishment that should be making a comeback. Them Italians had a few good ideas.
    starting with the England football team?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    defenestration
    I feel this is a punishment that should be making a comeback. Them Italians had a few good ideas.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    defenestration
    bless you

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  • MarillionFan
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    defenestration

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Now that's an image to conjure with. I'm disliking prestedigitation now
    on Saturday nights can we impose a 3 syllable limit?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....
    Now that's an image to conjure with. I'm disliking prestedigitation now

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It could be a fox.
    Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    WHAT! was that noise. Shhhhhhh.

    WHAT! was that squeak. Shhhhhhh!
    It could be a fox.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Dont worry about it.
    I really wasn't, I just wondered why you crack all the yo mumma jokes, if you are sensitive about it.

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