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My mum's dead. But thanks anyway.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Ah. Why all the yo mamma jokes then?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMy mum's dead. But thanks anyway.
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Dont worry about it.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAh. Why all the yo mamma jokes then?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I really wasn't, I just wondered why you crack all the yo mumma jokes, if you are sensitive about it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDont worry about it.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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It could be a fox.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
WHAT! was that noise. Shhhhhhh.
WHAT! was that squeak. Shhhhhhh!
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....Originally posted by doodab View PostIt could be a fox.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Now that's an image to conjure with. I'm disliking prestedigitation nowOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostDigging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....
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on Saturday nights can we impose a 3 syllable limit?Originally posted by Zippy View PostNow that's an image to conjure with. I'm disliking prestedigitation now
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defenestrationWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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bless youOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Postdefenestration
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