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Previously on "Dettol advert"

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Have you seen the currently running advert where they say bacteria can even survive in lava? Should they be fined, closed down and shot for talking such carp, and how the advert get past the incompetent people that are supposed to stop companies putting out carp like this?
    I saw some small print on one of the hair colour adds on TV, saying only some of the models extensions were coloured, i.e. Eva Longoria would not put the stuff on her own hair, nice.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Shotgun is more effective
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Now that would really make a mess of the bathroom.
    Not to mention your arse!

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I haven't read this entire thread but from what I saw, you are suggesting posters blow their brains out with Flash Bathroom spray.

    You sick ****er
    I would have thought Cillit Bang would be more appropriate!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I'm pretty sure they mean the molten kind (or at least expect potential buyers to assume it).
    Molten rock is between 700 and 1400 degrees centigrade. Are there any chains of proteins or fatty acids that would not be broken down by these temperatures?

    I think this story is bollox.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    [pedant]
    They can survive in lava, but not in magma.
    [pedant/]
    I'm pretty sure they mean the molten kind (or at least expect potential buyers to assume it).

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    The new Flash bathroom spray with active guard will sort that out
    I haven't read this entire thread but from what I saw, you are suggesting posters blow their brains out with Flash Bathroom spray.

    You sick ****er

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    There are billions of bacteria on your skin, in your mouth and hiding up your arse. I don't recommend trying to kill them with dettol though.
    Human cells are outnumbered by bacteria in your body 10 to 1.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Now that would really make a mess of the bathroom.
    The new Flash bathroom spray with active guard will sort that out

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Shotgun is more effective
    Now that would really make a mess of the bathroom.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    There are billions of bacteria on your skin, in your mouth and hiding up your arse. I don't recommend trying to kill them with dettol though.
    Shotgun is more effective

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Pummice...
    Good point. Perfectly normal everyday bacteria can survive in lava after all.

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  • doodab
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    There are billions of bacteria on your skin, in your mouth and hiding up your arse. I don't recommend trying to kill them with dettol though.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It's true.

    Extremophile - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    but they are unlikely to turn up in your bathroom.
    Pummice...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    [pedant]
    They can survive in lava, but not in magma.
    [pedant/]
    Anybody else read that in a Dr. Evil voice?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Have you seen the currently running advert where they say bacteria can even survive in lava? Should they be fined, closed down and shot for talking such carp, and how the advert get past the incompetent people that are supposed to stop companies putting out carp like this?
    It's true.

    Extremophile - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    but they are unlikely to turn up in your bathroom.

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