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Previously on "Wibble, wibble. I saved the world you know."

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  • Moscow Mule
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    I had to look up

    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    • myalgic encephalomyelitis
    and it's the same as

    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    • chronic fatigue syndrome
    Charlatans.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I've never heard of somebody needing therapy for "assisted bathrooms"...

    George Michael?

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I think those are facilities, rather than conditions they treat. I've never heard of somebody needing therapy for "assisted bathrooms"... but perhaps I've led a sheltered life
    I asked a nurse and yes, most people do need training, some more than others.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    This is what they treat - which one do you think he is in for?
    • ...
    • psychiatric hospital
    • ...
    • residential care home
    • ...
    • assisted bathrooms
    I think those are facilities, rather than conditions they treat. I've never heard of somebody needing therapy for "assisted bathrooms"... but perhaps I've led a sheltered life

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    This is what they treat - which one do you think he is in for?
    • cognitive behaviour therapist
    • post traumatic stress disorder
    • acquired brain injury
    • psychiatric hospital
    • myalgic encephalomyelitis
    • residential care home
    • chronic fatigue syndrome
    • alcohol dependency
    • sexual dysfunction
    • assisted bathrooms
    • alzheimer's disease
    • addiction treatment
    With a fried egg on top.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    This is what they treat - which one do you think he is in for?
    • cognitive behaviour therapist
    • post traumatic stress disorder
    • acquired brain injury
    • psychiatric hospital
    • myalgic encephalomyelitis
    • residential care home
    • chronic fatigue syndrome
    • alcohol dependency
    • sexual dysfunction
    • assisted bathrooms
    • alzheimer's disease
    • addiction treatment
    Yes, go for the whole menu. It'll be down to the tax payer anyway.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Rumours are he is here.
    This is what they treat - which one do you think he is in for?
    • cognitive behaviour therapist
    • post traumatic stress disorder
    • acquired brain injury
    • psychiatric hospital
    • myalgic encephalomyelitis
    • residential care home
    • chronic fatigue syndrome
    • alcohol dependency
    • sexual dysfunction
    • assisted bathrooms
    • alzheimer's disease
    • addiction treatment

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    started a topic Wibble, wibble. I saved the world you know.

    Wibble, wibble. I saved the world you know.

    Bonkers

    Rumours are he is here.

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