Reply to: How do you handle a Bassett Hound?

[DaveB]

Could you involve a Hose Pipe & Bucket as well please? Preferably involving just Wilmsy and the Farty Dog...... That should tax your inventiveness.... or memory!

So you're adding DIY dog piss enema's to the mix?

Nice.

[Gibbon]

Reminds me of a young recruit on my intake back in the mob days. Brickie some how pulled this bird one night when we were out on the lash in nearby Shifnal and much to our astonishment and envy she invited him back to her house.

Anyway a few hours after midnight when we were all back in barracks asleep Brickie comes rushing in all ashen faced. We enquired what was the matter and he told us the story.

He’d gone back and after the obligatory half cup of coffee proceeded to give her a good rafting, but before he could finish she stopped him and asked ….. “Is it ok if my husband joins in ?” Brickie being naive pissed and almost at exploding point (remember being 19?) agreed. So down came her husband and Brickie and he started to ‘spit roast’ her with Brickie taking the rear position. At the point of no return Brickie shut his eyes and awaited for release upon which point he felt a hand round his manhood whipping him out to release in ……… the husbands face !! He then ran.

Quite why he told us I’ll never know.

[Drewster]

You're running ahead of yourself. The plot has to be developed gradually.
Thanks for the ideas though

Could you involve a Hose Pipe & Bucket as well please? Preferably involving just Wilmsy and the Farty Dog...... That should tax your inventiveness.... or memory!

[sasguru]

.... His Sister, Wilmsy, a Bassett and another farty dog!

So -
Incest: Check (Sister)
Bestiality: Check (Dogs)
Strange Fetish to do with Tulip Smells: Check (Farty Dog) * I expect there is a name for it SAS what do you call it??
Homo: Check (Wilmsy allegedly)
Bi: Check (Sis)

Should be a ball!

You're running ahead of yourself. The plot has to be developed gradually.
Thanks for the ideas though

[DaveB]

.... His Sister, Wilmsy, a Bassett and another farty dog!

So -
Incest: Check (Sister)
Bestiality: Check (Dogs)
Strange Fetish to do with Tulip Smells: Check (Farty Dog) * I expect there is a name for it SAS what do you call it??
Homo: Check (Wilmsy allegedly)
Bi: Check (Sis)

Should be on the front page of the Mail next week.

FTFY.

[Drewster]

He could be gay or even Bi, and wish to engage in some orgy bargy with Wilmy.

.... His Sister, Wilmsy, a Bassett and another farty dog!

So -
Incest: Check (Sister)
Bestiality: Check (Dogs)
Strange Fetish to do with Tulip Smells: Check (Farty Dog) * I expect there is a name for it SAS what do you call it??
Homo: Check (Wilmsy allegedly)
Bi: Check (Sis)

Should be a ball!

[MaryPoppins]

You've been reading the Daily Wail again havn't you MP

Come on Dave, you know it's all true.

[DaveB]

Totally. You know those gays, don't mind a bit of incest too.

Don't let 'em near your kids!

You've been reading the Daily Wail again havn't you MP

[MaryPoppins]

He could be gay or even Bi, and wish to engage in some orgy bargy with Wilmy.

Totally. You know those gays, don't mind a bit of incest too.

Don't let 'em near your kids!

[fullyautomatix]

Well hopefully her Brother won't be wanting to sleep with her?

He could be gay or even Bi, and wish to engage in some orgy bargy with Wilmy.

[MaryPoppins]

No hound gets the better of me.

Watch her; she might.

[Drewster]

Sorted – just about. I shut the lounge door to keep the pooches in, which works for the overweight tank of a lab, but the basset managed to sneak her way through and potters on up with us.

However! I got there first, and stood my ground. Fighting off a determined basset hound while entertaining the lady is no mean feat. Was not impressed at an un-scheduled half time break when the missus gives it oh, poor pooch, but luckily the hound backed off and I seized the moment to shut the door.

An hour later, as I was heading out of the bedroom, the hound looks at me in a submissive way with that look that put in their place dogs give.

No hound gets the better of me.

Now, the next challenge is that her younger brother is visiting from today. Of course I said the important to spend time with your family message, but, he is a bored student on holidays and likely to be around for a couple of weeks.

This is more of a challenge…..

Well hopefully her Brother won't be wanting to sleep with her?

[Wilmslow]

Sorted – just about. I shut the lounge door to keep the pooches in, which works for the overweight tank of a lab, but the basset managed to sneak her way through and potters on up with us.

However! I got there first, and stood my ground. Fighting off a determined basset hound while entertaining the lady is no mean feat. Was not impressed at an un-scheduled half time break when the missus gives it oh, poor pooch, but luckily the hound backed off and I seized the moment to shut the door.

An hour later, as I was heading out of the bedroom, the hound looks at me in a submissive way with that look that put in their place dogs give.

No hound gets the better of me.

Now, the next challenge is that her younger brother is visiting from today. Of course I said the important to spend time with your family message, but, he is a bored student on holidays and likely to be around for a couple of weeks.

This is more of a challenge…..

[shaunbhoy]

Thank you, I like to think, but don't get a lot of practice!

FTFY

[sasguru]

[QUOTE=MaryPoppins;1154265]

I have never known anyone construct sentences like Wilmslow, it's almost genius.

Thank you, I like to think so.