How do you handle a Bassett Hound?

[sasguru]

[QUOTE=MaryPoppins;1154265]

I have never known anyone construct sentences like Wilmslow, it's almost genius.

Thank you, I like to think so.

[shaunbhoy]

Thank you, I like to think, but don't get a lot of practice!

FTFY

[Wilmslow]

Sorted – just about. I shut the lounge door to keep the pooches in, which works for the overweight tank of a lab, but the basset managed to sneak her way through and potters on up with us.

However! I got there first, and stood my ground. Fighting off a determined basset hound while entertaining the lady is no mean feat. Was not impressed at an un-scheduled half time break when the missus gives it oh, poor pooch, but luckily the hound backed off and I seized the moment to shut the door.

An hour later, as I was heading out of the bedroom, the hound looks at me in a submissive way with that look that put in their place dogs give.

No hound gets the better of me.

Now, the next challenge is that her younger brother is visiting from today. Of course I said the important to spend time with your family message, but, he is a bored student on holidays and likely to be around for a couple of weeks.

This is more of a challenge…..

[Drewster]

Sorted – just about. I shut the lounge door to keep the pooches in, which works for the overweight tank of a lab, but the basset managed to sneak her way through and potters on up with us.

However! I got there first, and stood my ground. Fighting off a determined basset hound while entertaining the lady is no mean feat. Was not impressed at an un-scheduled half time break when the missus gives it oh, poor pooch, but luckily the hound backed off and I seized the moment to shut the door.

An hour later, as I was heading out of the bedroom, the hound looks at me in a submissive way with that look that put in their place dogs give.

No hound gets the better of me.

Now, the next challenge is that her younger brother is visiting from today. Of course I said the important to spend time with your family message, but, he is a bored student on holidays and likely to be around for a couple of weeks.

This is more of a challenge…..

Well hopefully her Brother won't be wanting to sleep with her?

[MaryPoppins]

No hound gets the better of me.

Watch her; she might.

[fullyautomatix]

Well hopefully her Brother won't be wanting to sleep with her?

He could be gay or even Bi, and wish to engage in some orgy bargy with Wilmy.

[MaryPoppins]

He could be gay or even Bi, and wish to engage in some orgy bargy with Wilmy.

Totally. You know those gays, don't mind a bit of incest too.

Don't let 'em near your kids!

[DaveB]

Totally. You know those gays, don't mind a bit of incest too.

Don't let 'em near your kids!

You've been reading the Daily Wail again havn't you MP

[MaryPoppins]

You've been reading the Daily Wail again havn't you MP

Come on Dave, you know it's all true.

[Drewster]

He could be gay or even Bi, and wish to engage in some orgy bargy with Wilmy.

.... His Sister, Wilmsy, a Bassett and another farty dog!

So -
Incest: Check (Sister)
Bestiality: Check (Dogs)
Strange Fetish to do with Tulip Smells: Check (Farty Dog) * I expect there is a name for it SAS what do you call it??
Homo: Check (Wilmsy allegedly)
Bi: Check (Sis)

Should be a ball!