Reply to: A little wisdom for you fellas

[DaveB]

So, not only is the woman in question insulted by your amateurish attempt at a complement but your wife is upset that you tried to crack onto her mate, albeit with skills so rusty they make the hinges on my dads shed look like freshly mined gold.

Did you, perchance, also attempt to lick the chutney spoon seductively?

Someone pass the brain bleach please

[Drewster]

For her age?

As in: "You look great. For your age" ?
You might as well say "You look great. For a fat girl".

Eeeeee Yee don't sweat much...... fer a fat lass!!!

[doodab]

Fellas, while in an Indian restaurant with your wife and her friends, do not compliment another female you have not met before on how good she looks for her age IN FRONT of said wife.

Any other pearls of wisdom?

So, not only is the woman in question insulted by your amateurish attempt at a complement but your wife is upset that you tried to crack onto her mate, albeit with skills so rusty they make the hinges on my dads shed look like freshly mined gold.

Did you, perchance, also attempt to lick the chutney spoon seductively?

[norrahe]

For her age?

As in: "You look great. For your age" ?
You might as well say "You look great. For a fat girl".

WSS



Dear God man, have you no sense?

[mudskipper]

Fellas, while in an Indian restaurant with your wife and her friends, do not compliment another female you have not met before on how good she looks for her age IN FRONT of said wife.

Any other pearls of wisdom?

For her age?

As in: "You look great. For your age" ?
You might as well say "You look great. For a fat girl".

[MarillionFan]

There goes the cred! And now more red dots for hijacking SY's thread. Probably

Yeah. Good point. Don't want to spoil the meme.

Don't mess me with biatch! I'm well hard.

[Zippy]

I greened you!

Now if I attempt to do it, it says 'You have already brown nosed Zippy, please wash your face!'

There goes the cred! And now more red dots for hijacking SY's thread. Probably

[MarillionFan]

You have to spread the lurve first. Thanks for my little red dot btw.

I greened you!

Now if I attempt to do it, it says 'You have already brown nosed Zippy, please wash your face!'

[Zippy]

FFS. This reputation thing is rubbish. I can only neg SY once????!!!!!

Right. I'm going to log back in as Sasguru.

You have to spread the lurve first. Thanks for my little red dot btw.

[MarillionFan]

FFS. This reputation thing is rubbish. I can only neg SY once????!!!!!

Right. I'm going to log back in as Sasguru.

[TimberWolf]

Heard a very bad joke yesterday:

Person1: I took my obese dog to the vet for a check-up yesterday and the vet put him down
Person2: Oh, that's awful!
Person1: Yes, the vet's arms got tired

[Zippy]

Fellas, while in an Indian restaurant with your wife and her friends, do not compliment another female you have not met before on how good she looks for her age IN FRONT of said wife.

Any other pearls of wisdom?

So you take the missus out for a classy ruby and beers and she conplains when you letch at her mates. What was she thinking?

[DaveB]

If she is a fine young black lady do you say "damn right, sister"?

The appropriate response there is "Oh Hell Yeah!"

[gingerjedi]

Oh and Suity....
The answer to "Does my bum look big in this?"

Or the slight variant: "Does this make my bum look big?"

"No love, it's all the chips you eat".

On the original point you'd be better off ignoring her attractive friends and just talk to the plain/ugly ones, though I do find it hard talking to absolute munters, I reckon subconsciously my brain tells me there's nothing to gain.

[d000hg]

Oh and Suity....
The answer to "Does my bum look big in this?"

Is NEVER:
Yes
or
Not only in that!
or
Of course it does!
or even
Sorry love what did you say? Oh and move your fat arse out of the way of the Footie!

If she is a fine young black lady do you say "damn right, sister"?