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Previously on "I suspect girlfriend may be pregnant...."

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    1) (my favourite) Wilmslow is a brilliant fiction (a view maintained despite other esteemed members being "suckered" into thinking that a "bloke" they met actually was Wilmslow....
    I did laugh like a drain when people reckoned they had met Wilmslow.
    You see I know for a fact that's impossible.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Got a text saying she has had ice cream for breakfast.

    This is only normal if you are expecting, surely???

    Scary thought.......
    A few possibilities as far as I can see.....
    1) (my favourite) Wilmslow is a brilliant fiction (a view maintained despite other esteemed members being "suckered" into thinking that a "bloke" they met actually was Wilmslow)....
    2) Wilmslow is real - and the naive and innocent chap is about to be (equally) suckered by a street wise and devious <cou-slapper-gh> "lady" into financing a Holiday..... Something along the lines of "Just give me £1000 Wilmsy Baby and I'll get it sorted..."
    3) Wedding Bells in the near future....
    4) "Ice Cream" is a euphemism along the lines of "Cream Pie"...

    Possibly 2 & 4.........

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  • SizeZero
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Who the heck normally has ice cream for breakfast???
    Well you know the saying:

    A single girl goes home, looks what's in the fridge, then goes to bed.
    A married girl goes home, looks what's in bed, then goes to the fridge.

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Typical, Wilmslow has sex for the first time ever and gets a baby. Still, at least it proves he actually put it in the right place...
    You're making the assumption that Wilmslow is the father.. what's to say that he actually stuck it in her ear and she then went and got laid the following day with some local ned?

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  • d000hg
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    Typical, Wilmslow has sex for the first time ever and gets a baby. Still, at least it proves he actually put it in the right place...

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1140421

    What a predictable sockie you are. But you only waited two weeks :
    Yup. Tedious in the extreme.

    Well spotted by the way.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Who's the father?
    I am hoping there is no father.......

    Who the heck normally has ice cream for breakfast???

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  • Troll
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    Who's the father?

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  • SizeZero
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    Just book your DNA test now on the Jeremy Kyle show.

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  • MarillionFan
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    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1140421

    What a predictable sockie you are. But you only waited two weeks :

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic I suspect girlfriend may be pregnant....

    I suspect girlfriend may be pregnant....

    Got a text saying she has had ice cream for breakfast.

    This is only normal if you are expecting, surely???

    Scary thought.......

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