Got a text saying she has had ice cream for breakfast.
This is only normal if you are expecting, surely???
Scary thought.......
This is only normal if you are expecting, surely???
Scary thought.......
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What a predictable sockie you are. But you only waited two weeks
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Just book your DNA test now on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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Who's the father?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I am hoping there is no father.......Originally posted by Troll View Post
Who the heck normally has ice cream for breakfast???Comment
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Yup. Tedious in the extreme.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Posthttp://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1140421
What a predictable sockie you are. But you only waited two weeks:
Well spotted by the way.Comment
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Typical, Wilmslow has sex for the first time ever and gets a baby. Still, at least it proves he actually put it in the right place...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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You're making the assumption that Wilmslow is the father.. what's to say that he actually stuck it in her ear and she then went and got laid the following day with some local ned?Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Well you know the saying:Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
A single girl goes home, looks what's in the fridge, then goes to bed.
A married girl goes home, looks what's in bed, then goes to the fridge.Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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A few possibilities as far as I can see.....Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
1) (my favourite) Wilmslow is a brilliant fiction (a view maintained despite other esteemed members being "suckered" into thinking that a "bloke" they met actually was Wilmslow)....
2) Wilmslow is real - and the naive and innocent chap is about to be (equally) suckered by a street wise and devious <cou-slapper-gh> "lady" into financing a Holiday..... Something along the lines of "Just give me £1000 Wilmsy Baby and I'll get it sorted..."
3) Wedding Bells in the near future....
4) "Ice Cream" is a euphemism along the lines of "Cream Pie"...
Possibly 2 & 4.........Comment
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