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Previously on "Drama in central London"

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    At least your wife knows you're not going to run off with someone hot.
    Thee downside from her point of view is that he's got more choice.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Summat the matter with me then. I like 5'7'' slightly podgy round the middle, norks like zeppelins, with a cheeky smile and belting sense of humour. But then that's me.
    Somehow I always thought you were taller!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    At least your wife knows you're not going to run off with someone hot.
    SY02 is hot.

    HTH

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Summat the matter with me then. I like podgy round the middle, norks like deflating zeppelins
    At least your wife knows you're not going to run off with someone hot.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Interesting turn of phrase. Surely Lithuanian girl would have done?

    I work with a strawberry blonde, six-feet-two, tanned, firm, hot, eyes like fire, hair swept back like the mane of a powerful lion, teeth like ivory, fingernails as red as her ruby lips Lithuanian girl. I'll ask her next week
    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    'Firm' what? Firm breasts, firm buttocks? Or did you mean a toned, athletic body, with curves that lacked any requirement to be enhanced by the latest Parisian fashions?
    Yes come on MF, try to be less vague in future.

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  • suityou01
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    Summat the matter with me then. I like 5'7'' slightly podgy round the middle, norks like zeppelins, with a cheeky smile and belting sense of humour. But then that's me.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Interesting turn of phrase. Surely Lithuanian girl would have done?

    I work with a strawberry blonde, six-feet-two, tanned, firm, hot, eyes like fire, hair swept back like the mane of a powerful lion, teeth like ivory, fingernails as red as her ruby lips Lithuanian girl. I'll ask her next week
    'Firm' what? Firm breasts, firm buttocks? Or did you mean a toned, athletic body, with curves that lacked any requirement to be enhanced by the latest Parisian fashions?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Sorry, misread it my bad.

    I work with a blond six-feet-two Lithuanian girl. I'll ask her next week.
    Interesting turn of phrase. Surely Lithuanian girl would have done?

    I work with a strawberry blonde, six-feet-two, tanned, firm, hot, eyes like fire, hair swept back like the mane of a powerful lion, teeth like ivory, fingernails as red as her ruby lips Lithuanian girl. I'll ask her next week

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    The Yanks are at Grosvenor Square. The only embassy I can find on Gloucester Place is the Lithuanian one.
    Sorry, misread it my bad.

    I work with a blond six-feet-two Lithuanian girl. I'll ask her next week.

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  • NickFitz
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    The Yanks are at Grosvenor Square. The only embassy I can find on Gloucester Place is the Lithuanian one.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Isn't that the USA? Possibly a septic bigwig visit.

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  • Boudica
    started a topic Drama in central London

    Drama in central London

    Gloucester place was completely closed off something to do with an embassy - firearm unit was attending according to the filth
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