Reply to: After a week of lurking

[shaunbhoy]

First laugh of the day, thanks once again to you.

Why thank you kind lady. I feel it my duty to hoist the grumpy curmudgeon banner as often as seems reasonable.

[suityou01]

It's been said...

By Aunt Flo?

[MaryPoppins]

It's a service I provide.
<yoda>Feisty one you are</yoda>

It's been said...

[suityou01]

By lying down for the shoeing?

It's a service I provide.
<yoda>Feisty one you are</yoda>

[MaryPoppins]

I assisted

By lying down for the shoeing?

[suityou01]

First laugh of the day, thanks once again to you.

I assisted

[MaryPoppins]

Well if YOU are willing to so radically break with your traditions, I feel it incumbent upon the rest of us to indulge you. Let us know when you have penned this inaugural masterpiece.

First laugh of the day, thanks once again to you.

[shaunbhoy]

Well, for a kick off I found the true meaning of "bleeding the radiators"



Upwards from here only now

No, keep it there. That was reasonably good.

[suityou01]

Well if YOU are willing to so radically break with your traditions, I feel it incumbent upon the rest of us to indulge you. Let us know when you have penned this inaugural masterpiece.

Well, for a kick off I found the true meaning of "bleeding the radiators"

bleed the radiator v. To commit an act of flatulation in which one would be well advised to hold a rag over one's brass eye to prevent sludge going all over the wall.

Upwards from here only now

[shaunbhoy]

Wanting to contribute something interesting to the forum

Well if YOU are willing to so radically break with your traditions, I feel it incumbent upon the rest of us to indulge you. Let us know when you have penned this inaugural masterpiece.

[suityou01]

My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and
every day to day event in all its minute and tedious attention to
detail... And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or, oh, no, it wasn't though. Oh,
who cares anyway because I do not so Norman, if you're normal, I intend to
be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages
and rhinoceroses in the kitchen incessant quotations from "Now We Are
Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric
head.

So there...

- Viv Stanshall, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe

P.S. Welcome back SY

[NickFitz]

My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and
every day to day event in all its minute and tedious attention to
detail... And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or, oh, no, it wasn't though. Oh,
who cares anyway because I do not so Norman, if you're normal, I intend to
be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages
and rhinoceroses in the kitchen incessant quotations from "Now We Are
Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric
head.

So there...

- Viv Stanshall, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe

P.S. Welcome back SY

[suityou01]

I won't take that to heart, thanks for the concern.

other waffly bollux

You cleary did, good sport!

[MaryPoppins]

I can understand why you are baffled. Don't take this to heart but you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box. If you re-read my original post (print it out and put a ruler beneath the lines, mouth the words if it helps) you will see that my two key reasons for returning are :

Wanting to contribute something interesting to the forum as since the decent contributors have left.
Forum addiction.

If this is still a problem I have visio and can send you a diagram.

HTH

I won't take that to heart, thanks for the concern.

Ta for the clarity there.

If I may, I'd like to mention that your first point is effectively nil and void, as well as being grammatically incorrect. I appreciate your intentions, but you are dramatically (and persistently) failing to deliver.

Your second point could be covered by the suggestion made in my original post.

[suityou01]

If I found this forum as incredibly boring as you claim to, I'd probably not really bother with it anymore.

Perhaps you could try that approach on for size? I am sure there must be far more interesting fora (?!) out there, willing to bestow on you the attention you seem to crave.

I sound a bit mean here, I am aware of that. I don't intend to - I'm actually genuinely baffled.

I can understand why you are baffled. Don't take this to heart but you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box. If you re-read my original post (print it out and put a ruler beneath the lines, mouth the words if it helps) you will see that my two key reasons for returning are :

Wanting to contribute something interesting to the forum as since the decent contributors have left.
Forum addiction.

If this is still a problem I have visio and can send you a diagram.

HTH