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First laugh of the day, thanks once again to you.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWell if YOU are willing to so radically break with your traditions, I feel it incumbent upon the rest of us to indulge you. Let us know when you have penned this inaugural masterpiece.

Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I assistedOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFirst laugh of the day, thanks once again to you.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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By lying down for the shoeing?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI assisted
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It's a service I provide.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBy lying down for the shoeing?
<yoda>Feisty one you are</yoda>
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It's been said...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's a service I provide.
<yoda>Feisty one you are</yoda>
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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By Aunt Flo?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIt's been said...
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Why thank you kind lady. I feel it my duty to hoist the grumpy curmudgeon banner as often as seems reasonable.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFirst laugh of the day, thanks once again to you.
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