My Train Journey This Morning

[shaunbhoy]

I have to confess I was so excited last night that I struggled to get any sleep. I was just lying there imagining myself where I would be in 7 hours time - on platform 2 of WSM station anticipating the throaty roar of those twin Napier engines that would announce that my journey was shortly to begin.

Well of course and, under the circumstances, who could really blame you? Must have been purgatory!

[gricerboy]

Well, boys and girls, the silly season is now offically over, what with LNOTP at the weekend and all that - and I'm back out on the rail network again!

I have to confess I was so excited last night that I struggled to get any sleep. I was just lying there imagining myself where I would be in 7 hours time - on platform 2 of WSM station anticipating the throaty roar of those twin Napier engines that would announce that my journey was shortly to begin.

This, of course, also means the rivival of this thread; so watch this space for thrilling daily tales from the British rail network!

[northernladuk]

Two questions..........

1. Was she fit??

2. Did you have your tongue lolling out and/or your flies open?

3. Are you AOTN?

[Paddy]

So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.

You could have asked her if she needs any tampons.

[gingerjedi]

My mum took the train to London this morning, she said this spotty IT geek was giving her the eye all the way to Temple Meads, she tried to ignore him but as the train entered the box tunnel he started hassling her to sit next to him. Feeling violated and a bit queasy she went to find a guard but before she could find one he got off at Swindon, left a wet patch by all accounts.

[gricerboy]

Had you been perving at her for most of the journey?
Never ask twice, should have taken the first 'no thankyou' as final .

No I hadn't & the only reason I asked again was because I thought she turned me down initially because she was being polite

[SuperZ]

Had you been perving at her for most of the journey?
Never ask twice, should have taken the first 'no thankyou' as final .

[Churchill]

She might have been "up on blocks", if you know what I mean, and conscious of the fact that she may have needed to do the old cottontailed two-step in fairly short order. Know what I mean?

Unfortunately, yes.

[shaunbhoy]

She was definitely of that ilk.

She might have been "up on blocks", if you know what I mean, and conscious of the fact that she may have needed to do the old cottontailed two-step in fairly short order. Know what I mean?

[gricerboy]

Did she look like Harriet Harman ?

She was definitely of that ilk.

[fullyautomatix]

So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.

Did she look like Harriet Harman ?

[shaunbhoy]

So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.

Two questions..........

1. Was she fit??

2. Did you have your tongue lolling out and/or your flies open?

[Churchill]

Wilmslowwwwwwww!

Btw, don't worry about AtW, just put him on your ignore list - everyone else has.

[AtW]

You've got wrong forum mate - NGAS about it.

[gricerboy]

So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.