My Train Journey This Morning

**AtW** · 11 May 2010, 11:38

You've got wrong forum mate - NGAS about it.

**Churchill** · 11 May 2010, 11:40

Wilmslowwwwwwww!

Btw, don't worry about AtW, just put him on your ignore list - everyone else has.

**shaunbhoy** · 11 May 2010, 11:48

Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.

Two questions..........

1. Was she fit??

2. Did you have your tongue lolling out and/or your flies open?

**fullyautomatix** · 11 May 2010, 11:53

Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.

Did she look like Harriet Harman ?

**gricerboy** · 11 May 2010, 11:55

Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Did she look like Harriet Harman ?

She was definitely of that ilk.

**shaunbhoy** · 11 May 2010, 11:57

Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

She was definitely of that ilk.

She might have been "up on blocks", if you know what I mean, and conscious of the fact that she may have needed to do the old cottontailed two-step in fairly short order. Know what I mean?

**Churchill** · 11 May 2010, 11:58

Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

She might have been "up on blocks", if you know what I mean, and conscious of the fact that she may have needed to do the old cottontailed two-step in fairly short order. Know what I mean?

Unfortunately, yes.

**SuperZ** · 11 May 2010, 11:59

Had you been perving at her for most of the journey?
Never ask twice, should have taken the first 'no thankyou' as final

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**gricerboy** · 11 May 2010, 12:03

Originally posted by SuperZ View Post

Had you been perving at her for most of the journey?
Never ask twice, should have taken the first 'no thankyou' as final

.

No I hadn't & the only reason I asked again was because I thought she turned me down initially because she was being polite

My Train Journey This Morning